/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75191060
I love New Zealand! I think everyone will be surprised when Clio joins Phase!

>>75098163
Muumi, tell the staff we're raising the price. Meet Pippa, Lumi, Tenma, and Lia for $31.

>>75048545
oioioioi! What do you have against the Jewish people!? May you be so rich your widow’s husband has to never work a day!

>>74999361
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_goliath_grouper

>>74965275
A free gift from your khaver Sakaberg! But also you will be receiving a bill and if you cannot pay you'll work in the bean mines below the warehouse.

>>74704058
Maybe next time you'll consider sacrificing sleep for your fellow Phase Girls, meydl.

>>74321858
From my good friend Avie-I mean-don't worry about it, boychik. Just keep watching the pink rabbit... and giving her your money.

>>73705604
Lack of funds, please understand. Also buy the coffee, help out this small mom & pop vtuber company.

>>72898304
Phase IN...Why didn't anyone think of this sooner? India has billions of people that love coffee and autistic women!
Iori, drop learning Spanish, Phase MX is cancelled.

>>72619596
Thanks for the 300 dollars! Youtube will enjoy their cut of 200 plus taxes and fees your cut is... about 47 and some change.

>>71846981
Holy Gefiltefish! You took out a loan!? Don't worry meidel, you'll have it paid off by the time gen 5 debut! I'll talk to my brother Hershel Herringowitz about that monthly interest, I'm sure he has some good sponsors you can take...like Genshin Impact! It did wonders for Lumi, you know.

>>71714985
It's at the warehouse being streamed from a cheap projector I bought. There's about 20 minutes between every song to get up and buy some exclusive merchandise.
Or go use the bathroom. Which will also have exclusive toilet paper you can purchase, though it's only double ply. Oh but you can get snacks from the concession stand. Which is actually just a table with a few coffee urns. And exclusive Idol version of Phase coffee.

>>71684504
Shalom, Aviel. You haven't been to my temple, but I am a very powerful Rabbi.

>>71354471
Should have bought some Phase Connect coffee. We're running a White Day only sale , one bag for the discounted price of $35.99!

>>71159452
Remember the 8 million that died in the holocaust...honor those 10 million deaths by purchasing a bag of Phase Connect coffee on sale at a special discounted price of $35.99. Plus tax. Plus shipping and handling. Plus online transaction fee. Plus convenience charge.

>>70993468
Did you buy the coffee, boychik? Making a second order and including coffee expedites the first order!

>>70673679
That's almost as outlandish as someone charging 30 bucks for a bag of coffee.

>>70626000
Moderation of 4chan please ban this user permanently for asking questions.

>>70456665
I'm going to have to ask you to stop noticing things.

>>70386112
Buying a bag of coffee will expedite the shipment of your plushie goyi-I mean-boychik!

>>70353598
oy gevalt! Just what are you implying boychik? All these young meidels just wanted to do member streams. On the same day. It's purely a coincidence!

>>70296325
Ordering a bag of coffee expedites your original order.

>>70282192
Be sure you schlep over to OffKai where you can purchase that exact mousepad for the low price of $74!
*Plus $20 shipping

>>70084099
Do you need a refill on your Coffee, Anon? I'm running a special discount right now, 1 bag for the low price of $35.99. Maybe you would like a Pippa voice pack to go with that Coffee, or how about a nice keychain?
You know, Pippa was just telling me the other day she really hopes you will pre-order her daki...