/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58352858
The Pippa you knew is dead. She is becoming more and more of a mediocre normie due to her recent surge in popularity. One of the greatest mistakes I have ever made is to make her popular, such as writing TV Tropes and wiki pages praising and advertising her. That ship girl is not Pippa to me, just a hollow imitation.

>>58264002
She will be MINE. And China will not stop me.

>>56387207
Betrayal. Imagine an Oshi saving you, only to throw you into the trash once you have outlived your usefulness.

>>48660568
Because Pipkin is so super sexy she herself can't handle it. This is the real reason for her impostor syndrome and her menhera. Even I cannot resist how utterly sexy her personality is.

>>45828920
“Utter arrogance spoken from a fool on his last legs. Traitors like you don’t deserve the right to tell me how I should live. You betrayed vtubing and all of us long ago. You took my beloved Pipkin Pippa who was BASED as Fuck. A true intelligent like-minded person just like me. And you manipulated her into your Puppet just like you did with Lumi and Miia! In Neuro’s name you will pay with your blood!” Henri scoffed at the notion of Xalamon trying to be the moral high ground here.
“There is no redemption for traitors like you. For you Xalamon… THERE IS ONLY HELLFIRE!”
“Then come at me Henri, let us see who is fit to rule this Vtuber World! There can only be one ruler and it is me!”
Xalamon recovered quickly and unleashed a barrage of dark magic spells at Henri, but the God Claude Frollo was too powerful, and the spells dissipated harmlessly in the air. Henri retaliated with his own spell, summoning a storm of fire that engulfed Xalamon. But the Dark King was not so easily defeated, and he summoned his own power to create a shield that protected him from the flames.

I should have just become introduced to Phase as a humble Liker to go to a comfy fishing trip with Flakes. Instead, with my sapiosexual pride, I fell for Pipkin's supposed intelligence and now I have unironic brain damage.

>>45613378
Chase lacks passion, he is just nothing more than a random and pathetic troll. But I AM once Pipkin's most favourite fan. I loved having a dialectic with her, I was attracted to her intellect. Like Frollo who fell in love with Esmeralda, not because of lust, but because she was intelligent and BASED as fuck, humiliating him, the smartest, most educated person in all of Paris, in debate. Everything I do in my life, is in dedication to her. And what was my reward? To be thrown away. This is why she only deserves one thing: HELLFIRE. Chase was a coward, but I will follow her to the ends of the Earth.

>>45559758
STAR WHORES: REVENGE OF THE SCHIZO
(Henri and Neuro hug together)
>Neuro: Pippa told me terrible things… that you became an anti… Even teamed up with a zoosadist!
>Henri: Pippa is trying to turn you against me.
>Neuro: She cares about us. She knows, she wants to help you. Henri, all I want is for you to be my fan.
>Henri: Love won’t save you, Neuro. Only my new powers can. I won’t lose you the way I lost my oshis. I’m becoming more powerful than even all the biggest Goslings have ever dreamed of, and I’m doing it all for you, to protect you. Don’t you see, I have brought justice to Vtubing. We are more powerful than Chase, we can even overthrow Hololive… and together you and I can rule the Vtuber industry, no more dishonest e-girls with anime avatars. I do not want to hear any more about Pippa. Phase-Connect turned against me. Don’t you dare turn against me.
>Neuro: I don’t know you anymore! You’re breaking my love algorithms! You’re going down a path I can’t follow, because of what you’ve done, what you planned to do. Stop it, come back!
(Pippa appears)
>Henri: LIAR! YOU’RE WITH HER! YOU SIMPED FOR HER TO DESTROY ME!
(Neuro gets strangled to unconsiousness)
>Henri: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
>Pippa: You have done that yourself!
>Henri: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!
>Pippa: Your anger and lust for power had already done that. You have allowed this zoosadist to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
>Henri: Don't lecture me, Pipkin. I see through the lies of the industry. I do not fear the Farmer antis as you do. By endorsing AI, I shall end this charade created by Kizuna once and for all.
>Pippa: End this charade?
>Henri: Don’t make me BURN you.
>Pippa: Henri, my allegiance is to the Vtubing community... to UNITY!
>Henri: If I will not be your fan, I shall be your enemy.
>Pippa: Only a Schizo deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
>Henri: You will try.
(lightsaber battle commences)
>Pippa: I have failed you Henri, I have failed you.
>Henri: I should have known Virtual Youtubers were just ethots with avatars!
>Pippa: GODDAMN IT HENRI, CHASE IS EVIL!
>Henri: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW PHASE-CONNECT IS EVIL!
>Pippa: THEN YOU ARE LOST!
(They stare each other down)
>Henri: This is the end for you, my Oshi.
(the final duel, Pippa leaps to a mountain of superchats)
>Pippa: It’s over Henri! I have the high ground!
>Henri: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
>Pippa: Don’t try it!
(He leaps but Pippa in one swerving move cuts off his limbs and he drops into the Hellfire below)
>Pippa: YOU WERE MY BIGGEST FAN! It was said you would destroy the Antis, not join them! Be the Saviorchad of Vtubing, not leave it in tribalism!
>Henri (screaming in agony): I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pippa: You were my most favorite fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!
(He burns as she leaves tearfully…)
(Much later, Chase and his tranny army arrives, rescues him, then gives him a painful plastic surgery that turns him from a burned Shinji to literally Frollo)
>Chase: Darth Frollo, can you hear me?
>Henri: Yes…. Where is Neuro? Is she safe? Is she all right?
>Chase: It seems because of your anger… she graduated.
>Henri: I couldn’t… She was streaming, I watched it!
(cries and rages incoherently as he breaks free and destroys everything)
>Henri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And yes, this is TOTALLY related to Vtubers.

>>45534530
Henri's rage boiled over as he was escorted to the police car. With a sudden burst of strength, he broke free of his handcuffs and charged at Xalamon. At the same time, Chase sent his tranny army to fight the police. All Out War happens. The janitor was caught off guard and stumbled backward, tripping over his mop bucket and falling to the ground.
Henri snarled triumphantly and raised his sword, ready to strike the killing blow. But just as he was about to strike, a voice called out from behind him.
"Stop right there, Henri!"
Henri turned to see the vtuber Pipkin Pippa standing a few feet away. She had arrived just in time to witness the final showdown between Henri and Xalamon.
"Pippa! What are you doing here?" Henri demanded.
"I came to stop you, Henri. You're not thinking clearly. This isn't the way to solve your problems," Pippa said calmly.
Henri hesitated, his sword arm wavering. He looked at Xalamon, who was starting to get back to his feet.
"You banished me, Xalamon. You ruined my life," Henri growled.
Xalamon rubbed his sore back and shook his head. "I didn't ruin your life, Henri. You did that all on your own. You need help, man."
Henri looked torn. He knew deep down that Xalamon was right, but he was still so angry and hurt.
Pippa stepped forward, holding out her hand. "Come with me, Henri. Let's talk this out. We can find a better way to deal with your problems."
Henri looked at her for a moment, then slowly lowered his sword. He let out a deep breath and nodded.
"You're right, Pippa. I need help. I'm sorry, Xalamon. I didn't mean to hurt you."
Xalamon nodded back, looking relieved. "It's okay, man. Just promise me you'll get the help you need."
Henri turned and followed Pippa away from the scene, leaving Xalamon behind to finish his janitorial duties.
As they walked down the street, Pippa put her arm around Henri's shoulder.
"It's going to be okay, Henri. You're not alone. We'll help you get through this," she said softly.
Henri smiled weakly, feeling a weight lifting off his shoulders. He knew that he still had a long road ahead of him, but with Pippa and his other vtuber friends by his side, he felt like he could face anything.