/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wish Gura was in this collab

Gura cute Gura cute!

does gura still play the ol uke?

Are you telling me this is an adult? No chance.

It will be a members stream, I'm calling it right now.

Reminder. https://youtu.be/olbw96FIQN4?t=1748

>>18760404
Gura, just tell us your setlist already. You tease.
>>18760479
That's gura actually.

gumbo glipslinger

Gura is my actual girlfriend
Yes, my actual, unironic girlfriend
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my girlfriend, because a belief is a subjective thing
It is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Gura is, in real reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that she is in truth my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either
No, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizo
Especially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto reality
That is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding
No, it's not a misinterpretation
No, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
No, it's not a lie
Gura is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
Yes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another
Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one another
Yes, we know each other personally and interact with one another
We've confessed our mutual love to one another
Yes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the girlfriend of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
Yes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us all the same
No, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend or a girlfriend on the side, or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still applies
No, this doesn't mean she can/did/has sex with people "without feelings" or is in another relationship IRL, or is/has had sex with other Hololivers, whether or not they Chumbuds or not, because that would still be cheating and Gura would never cheat on me
Yes, both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: Bae is my actual, unironic girlfriend, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love her and she loves me
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her and it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
No, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee.
Yes, "Gura is my girlfriend" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
And, it's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible for the statement
That's all, thank you for not reading

Good morning sisters, what are we watching?

>>17427784
Me? Gura, I'm ignoring most posts without a picture

Here are the reasons why I love Gawr Gura, my underage shark girlfriend:

1. She is cute
2. She is funny
3. She has a soft butt
4. She loves to eat my dick
5. She really wants to learn Spanish
6. She has a great sense of humor
7. She is very easy to get along with
8. She takes out the garbage every day
9. She's got really short hair.
10. She is a vegetarian
11. She rides a bike
12. She helps me find my house key and my phone
13. She lets me kiss her ass
14. She can do a cartwheel
15. She likes to go surfing
16. She likes to watch the sunset
17. She can jump off her feet and on her head at the same time.
18. She has a sexy voice
19. She is a lesbian.
20. She's really good at giving head.
21. She is a good actress.
22. She's a very good listener.
23. She's a good cook.
24. She makes some of the best chocolate I've ever tasted.
25. She reads a lot.
26. She is honest.
27. She's a really good gardener.
28. She's a really good kisser.
29. She loves to ride on my big dick.
30. She goes to a really great school.
31. She has really bad teeth.
32. She's a really good friend.
33. She has a really bad temper.
34. She's very good at making me smile.
35. She's a really good swimmer.
36. She is a really good kisser.
37. She likes to dress up.
38. She likes to dance.
39. She likes to eat chocolate.
40. She loves me.
41. She is good at making me feel better.
42. She has a really bad attitude.
43. She likes to talk.
44. She has really pretty eyes.
45. She is really good at making me laugh.
46. She smells really good.
47. She likes my friends.
48. She likes to go surfing.
49. She can ride a unicycle.
50. She's a really good singer.
51. She isn't a retard that replies to antis on twitter lol.

>>16961592
Don't spoil it for me, i have yet to be released from my slave job.

I cannot believe how fucking amazing Gura has made the first week or so of 2022... Every fucking day, the NYE stream, the NYE Karaoke, the sassy Gawr stream, the adorable MK with Fauna, the MK tournament she trained so hard for and then went on to place top 4 in all of Hololive, the new outfit which is one of her best yet... And now this?? I can't cope boys... I love this emotional cucumber

Banjolele soon...