/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58520141
I'm sorry anon, but my time has long since passed. Those days, fun as they were, are over now. The clock ticks ever onwards and if you don't look forward to the future, it will leave you behind.

>>47746735
NONSENSE! I only grew burnt out! I have recovered and only become stronger! My passion for evil will never die! MWA HA HA!
>>47746743
D-Don't be ridiculous! Evil is not cute! And I am certainly not a pie! Although if I was a pie, I would be MOLASSES PIE! THE MOST EVIL OF ALL PIES!
>>47746784
Silly! Silly anon! Rosemi is my oshi, but I am but a rosebud! A most EVIL rosebud!
>>47746833
YES! TREMBLE! My villainy is unrivalled! You stand no hope of besting me! Nothing will save you from the unending horrors of my concoctions! Just you wait until I start the ball rolling! It will never ever ever stop!

>>47691938
You doubt me? A fool! I always come back, like a mosquito that will NEVER quit!
>>47691972
Of course you did! I'm too evil and great to NOT be missed! Mwa ha ha!... It may or may not be good to see you too...
>>47692038
Just read above and you will be assured! Assured of more EVIL to come! MWA HA HA!
>>47692137
TOO LONG! Ten months! Ten months I have prepared my return! AND YOU'LL NEVER BE RID OF ME!
>>47692218
Yes, the timeline... A most EVIL of timelines at that! Round 2 will result in my SUPERIOR VICTORY!

>>26232074
I am very real, you fool! You only wish someone as devious as me was some simple copypasted ritualpost! Mwa ha ha!
>>26232082
W-Wife!? I'm no wife, you fool! I'm a big strong manly man!
>>26232084
Indeed I am! Now tell me your favorite kind of cake, fool!
>>26232156
S-Shush, I got a bit excited and forgot to double check my post...
>>26232171
Glad to be back, but you better beware of me you fool!
>>26232215
H-Huh!? What do you mean!? I don't have a cake on my butt, you dummy! I haven't even baked one yet!
>>26232264
M-Marry you!? I-I'm far too evil! You couldn't handle all that evil at once! You would perish!

...You guys really must be fools if you fell for a fake. Well, so much for the trick the ACTUAL evil rosebud had planned for today! SEE YOU TOMORROW, FOOLS! MWA HA HA! YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE DAY MORE TO SEE ME AGAIN! YOU FOOLS!

>>25681230
>>25681315
I shall! And you are unable to stop me! You will be my own evil doll to make beautiful! MWA HA HA!
>>25681272
H-Huh!? What do you mean!?
>>25681292
>>25681341
Oh, surely you have facial hair? Or even body hair! No one is completely hairless, fool!
>>25681296
Thank you! I have only the best, evil recovery system!
>>25681301
Thanks!? For what? I'm doing evil things to you! I'm not being nice to you!
>>25681331
You better be afraid, d-desu wa!
>>25681339
No! If you die, how will I prank you!?
>>25681363
Not to worry, fool! I know proper biohazard preparations! I had a small stunt working on nuclear waste, after all!

>>25564250
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>>25564501
W-What are you all doing!? I'm evil! Don't b-be all cute and lie to me! I'll do a dastardly tactic to you! I'm not to be trifled with, y-you fool! Don't mess with me...
>>25564334
>>25564393
The truth? What truth? Backstory!? What do you mean!?
>>25564276
I've been back, I've been doing cruel moves for a week!
>>25564341
Your YGO card? You fool... I TOOK IT FROM YOU! MWA HA HA! YOU NEVER EVEN REALIZED, BUT I'VE GIVEN IT IT'S OWN SPECIAL SLEEVE AND SNUCK IT INTO YOUR DESK! YOU FOOL!

>>25509729
>>25509783
MWA HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN TASTE YOUR MISERY! YOU FOOL!
>>25509735
>>25509858
N-No, that's not...
>>25509800
I-I also love evil! I'm so glad you also love evil! Yes!
>>25509816
You fool! I can't be a housewife! I'm a man! A super strong, big cool man with big muscles and lots of hair! Yeah!
>>25509821
>>25509876
B-Buds, you have to eat real food, you can't just starve yourselves... How am I supposed to pull evil tricks on you if you die from starvation!? Don't make me make food for you! I'm warning you, I know how to cook!

>>25444230
Cute!... Oh, but not evil enough!
>>25444239
Yes I am! But, d-dinner? With me? What if I pull an absolutely DEVIOUS trick on you?
>>25444295
That's correct! The most devilish-est!
>>25444441
Feeder? You fool, I don't even know what that means!

>>25338867
Nice try, but I'm not Rosemi at all! And I'm quite good at Smash, you're looking at a pro Mii Brawler main! MWA HA HA!
>>25338868
Correct, I will reply right back at you, blushing Lucub! FEAR MY REPLY!
>>25338872
HELLO UNSUSPECTING ANON! BE REPLIED! YOU FOOL!
>>25338873
I! I UH! G-Gosh, I don't know how to respond to that... Oh! I get it now! YES! I TOO LOVE EVIL! EVIL IS GREAT! THANK YOU FELLOW EVIL LOVING ANON! THAT MUST BE WHAT YOU MEANT!
>>25338898
BE REPLIED, FOOLISH RYUGUARD! MWA HA HA!
>>25338930
YES, YOU BETTER BE SHUDDERING! MWA HA HA, THIS REPLY MUST HAVE YOU QUAKING IN YOUR SHOES! As for a favorite food, I'm a huge fan of baked goods! I really like red velvet cake and cookies and DEFINITELY oatmeal raisin cookies! I love raisins! That's part of the reason why I'm evil, of course!