/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23715854
>be me
>kike
>crackhead
>been whoring myself out for half a decade
>unironic Bernie bro
>barely make ends meet because I'm fugly with a body of an emaciated tranny
>hear about this “vee-chu-been” thing
>idea.jpg
>“befriend” a bunch of camwhores, network with them for money and clout
>make enough to afford a virtual avatar and mocap setup
>my new persona is a “corrupted AI”, like that AI-chan chick but a slut
>oh right I'm a complete normie when it comes to weebshit, brush up on hentai trivia to appeal to coomer weebs
>a couple of months pass, everything is ready
>dump all my camwhore “friends”
>“befriend” the largest Western indie vtubers at the time by bribing them with my drama clout
>use a voice changer to hide my roastie voice, even openly admit it
>simps buy my acting as a “nice, shy and awkward nerdy girl who’s also a slut”
>simps believe that I’m actually friends with those indie vtubers
>oy vey, they don’t know, don’t shut it down
>hide content behind a paywall even when making thousands of bucks in tips alone every stream, not counting Twitch subs, merch, and sponsorships
>happymerchant.jpg
>virtue signal about "income inequality" and other socialist bullshit even during cb streams
>cuck my paypigs openly by giving my bf/technician/manager a blowjob live during my "birthday" stream
>ruin a niche hobby by exposing it to a horde of normies, clout chasers, and attention whores, creating a cesspit of daily drama
>form a clique of the most greedy, vapid, clout-chasing, dramawhoring ethots in the West
>but we're friends, right? RIGHT?!
>after I helped them get to where they are they dump me the moment they smell juicy normie audience and start leeching off twitch and youtube ecelebs
>try to become sfw but with paywalled porn stuff
>turns out I'm boring as fuck in sfw streaming and people are only willing to pay for seeing me pretending to masturbate
>constantly fuck up schedules
>waste money on investing in worthless side projects
>try to invite top ethots and camwhores on my "podcast", but it's so bad and boring that it hurts my metrics instead of growth
>even the most loyal simps can't stand my bullshit anymore
>I've failed to secure a cushy early retirement and succumb to my multiple drug addictions before I hit 30
>but at least I made flesh camwhores mad for a few months, so I can call it a win