/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Ok computer, simulate me as MoistCr1TiKaL. Give me a shirt, no pants.
>Processed.
>Good. Now ensure that my height is 150 cm.
>Computer stalls for a few seconds - Processed.
>Computer, restraint Mori Calliope arms and legs with Hiatt type 2010 handcuffs.
>Processed.
>Computer, simulate Uehara Ai, naked. Ensure that Mori Calliope can't close her eyes.
> … Proccessed.
>Lastly, make sure to turn on the stream and videocam.
>Processed.
>Disengage safety protocols, lock the Holodeck doors and run program.

>"Computer, browse architectural plans from the 21st century and create one residential home basement with enough room suitable for two human beings to move in."
>"Lower ambient light levels to simulate night time outside."
>"Create one wooden chair in the center of the room, sturdy make. Fix shaded lamp above the chair with a high light level, but directed to leave the walls of the room dark."
>"Computer, create Hololive English virtual youtuber Hakos Baelz and place her in the chair, unclothed and immobilized by restraints."
>"Create a variety of items used for sexual stimulation by human beings on earth in the early 21st century and arrange them on a table against the wall."
>"Computer, resize silicon prostheses to be ten to fifteen percent too large for Hakos Baelz's orifices."
>"Computer, initiate plasma conduit leak in Lieutenant Commander Data's quarters and seal doors for the safety of the crew."
>"Dedicate processing power from maintaining non-essential ship systems and life support from all decks except holodeck 6 to providing realistic human responses from Hakos Baelz upon running the program."
>"Simulate Hakos Baelz with a full bladder and poor muscle control."
>"Computer, disengage safety protocols, lock holodeck doors and run program."

Tfw we won't have holo decks in our lifetime. We will never. get to hang out with out favorite vtubers in a controlled setting. How am I supposed to deal with this mental strain?