/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27478919
by the way guys this actually is all true and yeah i know i posted this while fucking super horny but these are plans and ideas i have. just saying

we risuners are the most powerful beings ever

>>26839319
Even though this is off topic I feel the need to tell you right fucking now. From personal experience she probably wants you to fuck her. She might not so its up to you but like i said before >>26839244
in my case she wanted it. And thanks to her I got enough practice to be good at it later in life.

And now back to writing some shit about hoomans.

>>26722328
Nah its all good. i cancelled them on twitter and now their streaming career is dead

The world NEEDS drunk risuners

I really like the risuner lore I wrote up. Hoping people like it as well. It took me reading this thread to realize im not a writer as much as a creative thinker. I just think of really (in my opinion) cool fucking ideas. Now some I do take from games and others from risu streams but I think /risu/ society and how things are run is probably some of the most genius bullshit ever to come out of my meme loving brain. Teachers in school always told me I'm fucking amazing at thinking of shit and just have a problem writing it all down. Turns out my brain is just too fucking fast for me to take notes of everything kek.

Ok gentlemen. Tonight I shall take my rest. The /who/ expedition will be complete tomorrow morning so bear with me. AND FUCKING WELCOME ALL THE NIJI PEOPLE HOLY SHIT!

TLDR Risuners in this world love to trade nuts both food and the nut you get from nutting after SEX.

Oh and I love rose senpai

>>26122568

So ill be doing the tri fleet update later today. When we reach /sora/ specifically signifying our last 'stop' before making it to /who/. I think then a lot more questions will be answered. Also im gonna put a hold on a lot of the captains logs for now since /risu/ is based off indonesia but the problem is Indonesia wasnt a country until after WW2. So ill probably be basing it on javanese culture. Pretty sure Risu herself lives in Jakarta.

Ok last post before I sleep. Tomorrow I FUCKING WILL do that luna thing with mr plumdrop man (theres a sticky note on my PC so i dont be a derp) as well as an update on the tri fleet. If possible I need to decide what to do with /meat/ in terms of trading things and possibly update and/or make another captains lof of what Diana and her crew would be doing there. Goodnight gentlemen. hey WARanon if those risuners do go missing you will have an actual war for once

RISUNERS ARE READY TO EXPLORE!

ITS FUCKING TIME BOIS! THE TRI FLEET IS FINALLY COMPLETE AFTER A MASSIVE DEDICATED EFFORT TO BUILD A FUCKLOAD OF BOATS BY RISUNERS AND ALL OUR ALLIES! WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GO UP TO THE NORTH AND MEET OUR NEW FRIENDS ESPECIALLY THE SUPPOSED MAGICAL NATURE PEOPLE!

We have come a long way and have 3 main ambassador crews ready for this expedition. Since this is such an absolute massive undertaking we have 6 ships dedicated to storing an absolute fuck load of food which mainly contains nuts but other foods are present. Our main route will be to stop at /morig/ as a test run and a secondary launching point if all goes well.
After that we will try to go get resupplied at /ggg/ if possible but we made precautions just incase this is not possible. Literally all our people that have seafaring training will be on these boats. We would like to keep some people behind to train others but we simply do not want to wait any longer. The time to expand our influence is now.

this stream WILL be final yab territory

>>24663435
tits or GTFO

Winardi logs ch 3

Plumdrop is being a cool guy despite his refusal to give me his pretty gem or exchange his nuts with any of the locals. I gave up on them both and cannot stop thinking about how this guy is even able to have all this armor on in our weather. I believe /luna/ is much colder so surely the heat should be taking its toll. Maybe he has ice in his armor?
At Pasuma he did notice one of our healers using gem magic. This man is the luckiest motherfucker alive because we are supposed to keep that a secret from most risuners let alone foreigners. It must have been an emergency I guess. We will have to make an exception but I made sure to tell him to keep that a secret. We will cut off all deals if he spreads the word of our gem use. But he seems like a noble guy so this shouldn't be a problem.
He had plans for Gaputan too. Is he going to visit all of our major cities? It will take him a while and surely he would not walk around in armor if that's the case. Gaputan is known for being less trees and more farmland compared to the rest of the country. They grow many fruits and nuts out of the ground directly. Its also the official meeting point for /towa/ tourists. The only thing they don't have is boats aside the jukung but its still a nice place. I even heard its where we plan to grow and experiment with any future exotic nuts we get from foreigners. Well if he wants to go there then sure I can accompany him.

There was one incident where somehow an executor geese escaped and I got to see Plumdrop kill it with his cool sword. Shame but at least it didn't hurt anyone.

(Arriving at Gaputan)
We have been traveling for a while and I continue to share things with him. He of course remarks at our massive abundance of trees and asks us why we don't chop them down. I simply told him "We do, they just grow back really fast" I guess nobody told him that our trees grow much faster than other places thanks to the magic of Risu.
He seemed amazed by this, telling us that we have a potential massive lumber market and should take advantage of it. We could but we love the forest so we dont just cut down trees for no reason. I wonder how fast trees grow in other places now that he said something. Do other powers really need us for wood this bad?

Right before We arrived and the city came into view he asked me another question. About our red rocks in the ground and how they contain metal. At first I thought he was crazy. They're just rocks. But I know that rocks can be mined and metal ore can be found. We have this red rock everywhere especially on the western side of /risu/ so this is my next priority. If this man wont give me that SUPER SHINY GEM or give us his nuts then dammit he better tell us how we can all have shiny armor too. He had to calm me down with some candy because I was being so curious it scared him a little. I guess Risuners have as they say 'insatiable curiosity'.

JUST GIVE ME THE PRETTY GEM PLEASE!!!!!!!!

>>24455842
Ayylmao

Arrival of the mystery man and strange dogs

It all started at Silvanus. The Risuners were hard at work building pinisi like usual. They were planning a convoy fleet to go meet up at the northern part of the world where they would be able to explore /who/, /uuu/, and /nasa/.
One day a mysterious boat came into view and it wasnt like anything we ever seen. And there was some weird dressed guy on it. We had no idea what to expect so we readied potential defenses and eagerly awaited the man to land.

"Hello Risuners!" I'm going to make this very simple. I have with me steel tools that can greatly aid you in the construction of building your boats. I can see that you are already building boats so you probably would want these.

The strange man opens up his cargo and reveals a variety of tools that resemble /inf/ tools but higher quality. Risuners were overjoyed at this and promptly began to offer nuts.

"Oh im sorry risuners, I am afraid that nuts will not do. I would require gold or a gemstone if you intend to pay me"

"EH!? YOU DONT WANT TO BE PAID IN NUTS!?" "But we always use nuts as money". "And well your gonna have to wait if you really want pretty gems".
Risuners had the man relax in one of the guest lounges in silvanus. They proceeded to the towns treasure vault to trade for whatever gems they had. Since it was in decent supply, they settled on grape agate in a reasonable amount.
Upon returning to the mystery man he observed the grape agate closely. "Yes this will do. Thank you and enjoy your gifts"
As the man was about to leave he noticed something. In a massive hurry he tried to board his boat and escape. Risuners took a little while to notice but then saw what appeared to be running loafes of bread.
He really seemed to be in a massive hurry as they approached. When they got within range we noticed they were some type of metal animal with bread around them? It was kind of hard to describe. But we couldn't even begin to analyze these walking bread loafes with legs as they were chasing down this guys boat.

We really didn't see much after that but one of the scouts did notice that they doggy paddled to his boat. Oh well, we have boats to build ourselves.

>>24440975
Apparantely having all your windows shut and what is apparantely an AC that isnt even turned on makes houses pretty hot. Anyway back to doing the things I was doing.

>>24233784
wait. do we have a /haha/ rep now? If so then i wonder how theyre gonna run it since selenposters are known for posting stupid shitty bait threads. I imagine /haha/ to be that nation full of annoying assholes that nobody really likes but has to respect because fucking dragons. (i saw you were from morig after i typed all that out kek)

>>24193909
>>24193619
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>>24181645
If people are seriously considering the ID to be on the same level as EN now, I'm glad. Bravo to the Holo ID girls and management, they've come so far.

Back in 2020 people were like "ID? that flopped branch? they've been speaking English but can't pull even 1/10 of EN numbers?", and now "Kobo is overrated, for all you've hyping about her, she still can't beat Gura's numbers at 20k while she's only at 15k."

It's a sign of success.
One step at a time.

Watching ID haters celebrating accident happening to ID is my past time now.
Further prove that ID vtubers are going places for them to have haters, compared to no one won't even bother to talk about them in the past.

>>23845920
HOLY SHIT MAGICAL FOREST FRIENDS!

>>23716902
NAh they wouldnt care. Hell i never actually mentioned where the geese chamber is. So perhaps ill work on that later today. I only mentioned potential reparations because the crew is in full paranoia mode which i did to include some tension, thought it made for good storytelling. The objective is of course to patch up anything and officially establish a friendship.
>>23716916
oh i have some good fucking plans for that one.

One more thing since ill be heading out is that ill do another log for actually showing up either tonight or tomorrow. since we didnt actually show up there yet. I wonder how meat would react to what looks like a risuner army at their shores.

>>23676567
Thanks

>>23662250
teak wood which risu uses is VERY good for shipbuilding.