/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>another merch tweet on top of a month of nothing
I know I'm late but goddamn, she really just doesn't give a fuck anymore does she?

>start post with something that seems plausible
>transition into cuck fetish with all the grace of a pig on ice skates

How will you react if she doesn't come back until her birthday stream, and she shills merch after exactly one hour and ends it?

Im stawting to agwee with the anti guwwa fowks...she weawwy doesnt puwt effowt into anything

>ouwtdanced by bae
>mewch shiwwing "bag....with stwap"
>debuwt "a
>stweams twice a month

u guwwa hawdcowes awe weawwy wetting hew get away with being the wazinest membew of myth

what do chumbuds think of the allegations of gura associating with a woman of nazi heritage and keeping a personal korean comfort woman during her stay in japan?
has she really been like this the whole time?

>>44820831
>gura is a fart shark
>gura is a shart
she's genuinely like schrodinger's cat, somehow two seemingly conflicting things at once

>>44022748
Did I trigger your autism? Settle down buddy

>samefagging his own bait
>again
Sad!

Guwa iws sick, sick of hew job awnd sick of hew fans. Wemindew thawt duwing hew 2 weeks bweak she didn't have any heawth issues, hew intewnet awnd hew pc wewe wowking, she had enough fwee time tuwu watch a swoth mating documentawy awnd enough time tuwu duwu gwocewies, she had a bwast of a thanksgiving week awnd yet she couwdn't spawe a singwe minute tuwu make a membews post abouwt hew bweak ow even a tweet tuwu wish happy thanksgiving tuwu hew fans.

she had no weason tuwu nowt communicate, she was own a bweak fwom wowk awnd communicating tuwu hew fans iws juwst wowk tuwu hew, she doesn't wowk fow fwee even if iwt's juwst fow a tweet, thewe's no emotionaw attachment fow hew fanbase ow even hew shwimps who hewp hew pay the biwws, she's fake awnd entitwed.

even cawwiope fucking mowi woves hew fans mowe than guwa woves hew shwimps. Guwa iws the wowst howo wight now, she iws the most cwuew howo tuwu have evew existed because she's doing thiws own puwpose. Thewe's no othew expwanation.

thiws iws gaww "i hate evewy singwe owne of uwu" guwa. Nevew fowget who uwu awe chumbies. Uwu'we juwst a numbew.

>>37490507
honestly, that's for the best
I find that when my brain isn't being blasted with lewd images I only feel the need to whack it around once a week

browsing /vt/ regularly will genuinely turn you into a coomer if you follow the urges

>>34088568
>suddenly wake up
>you see gura on all fours across your room, growling at a dog
>you have no idea how the dog got there
>gura suddenly farts, confusing herself and the dog
>they both pause to sniff gura's butt
>you sigh, pick up the dog, read its nametag and get ready to explain the situation to your neighbors

>>33866779
SIR DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM THE FUCKING CARD!

Truth be told, I don't actually care that much about male collabs on principle, it's just that they're never really entertaining and I watch vtubers for CGDCT.
That being said, I do enjoy laughing at teamates every time Ame does male collabs against their wishes, because they've acted pretentious about her here for a long enough time for it to be hilarious.

>>29539603
vtuber fandom in general has a lot of twenty something dudes whose relationships didn't work out and feel like they have no strategy or plan to establish a new one, so the emotional hole is band-aided with internet anime girls

>cover forcing gura to make a tiktok ended up containing all the diaperfags in their own /ggg/
based causality

BY "BIG DOGS" DOES SHE MEAN HER TITS?

>>20492687
*cums IN you*
Did you like this medication?

After feeling that our deity has been disrespected with exclusion from the first north american EN off collab, /ggg/ is pursuing a policy of isolationism from all the other EN member states. Also, our flag is literally just an oh nyo face.

so how bout those 3d debuts guys?

>>15935421
>permanent oh nyo face
kek