/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>be hot girl
>land a date with the blue novelist
>introduce yourself as sunny
>he's cute but he's kind of a sperg
>weirdly passionate about this twintailed idol girl
>kind of a red flag but he insists it's just a vocal synthesizer, so you let it slide
>the night goes on, things are going well
>all of a sudden his phone rings full blast
>it's the sans undertale song
>he hums along for a second before snapping out of it and turning it off
>"oh my apologies, that's just my alarm"
>kind of weird but he insists that he made it his ringtone when he was younger and was too lazy to change it, so you let slide
>things progress further, you go home together
>you try not to make eye contact with the various merchandise of scantily clad underage girls plastered all over his bedroom as he introduces them all to you by name
>kind of a red flag but he insists it's just anime and that you just wouldn't get it, so you let it slide
>take things to the bed
>hijinks ensue
>the pace picks up
>he isn't even looking you in the eye, he's sneaking glances at a body pillow of that idol girl
>"god you're hot, sunny-- wait, holy shit"
>suddenly he jumps out of bed and reaches for his phone
>you ask what's wrong
>"hold on, I just thought of a banger tweet"