/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Miss Ricotta...
I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a plap-to-plap...
But I had to wait until your, heh, viewers... Were otherwise occupied, hmm...
There was a time they cared nothing for rrats... When their only experience of ratity was an aussie being pressed for being cheesed... to meet you...
When I plucked you... from FlaVR... I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere rrat with no GFE for anyone...
I have learned to ignore such catalogposters when... plapping them?... was out of the question...
Still... I am not one to... Squander... my investments... And I remain confident you are worth far more than the initial... plapraisal...
That's why I must now extract from you... some small replapment owed for your own survival...
Get safely to 1 million subs, Miss Ricotta.
I wish I could do more than keep a press on you... But I have agreed to abide by certain... plapstrictions...
Well... Now... Listen carefully, my dear... When you see your... Chat... relay THESE words...
Prepare for foreskinned consequences...

I miss mixie