/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>Dear Ruffian, we meant to reply to you sooner, but we've just been busy
>You said Pero's pregnant now, how far along is he?
>Look, we're really flattered you would call your daughter that
>And here's an autograph for your doggy; we wrote it on a Acrylic stand
>We're sorry we didn't see your tweet in the replies, we must've missed you
>Don't think we did that intentionally just to diss you
>But what's this you said about you like to eat natto too?
>I eat those beans just joking, dog, come on, how messed up are you?
>You got some issues, Ruffian, we think you need some counseling
>To help your butt from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
>And what's this aka about us meant to be together?
>That type of supa will make us not want us to meet & greet each other
>We really think you and Pero need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
>We hope you get to read this tweet, we just hope it reaches you in time
>Before you hurt yourself, we think that you'll be doing just fine
>If you relax a little, we're glad we inspire you, but Ruffian
>Why are you so mad? Try to understand that we do want you as a fan
>We just don't want you to do some crazy thing
>We seen this one thing on twitter a couple weeks ago that made us sick
>Some guy was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
>And had Pero in the trunk, and he was pregnant with his kid
>And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
>Come to think about it, his name was—it was you
>Darn...