/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61343582
>you can't just choose to hit me with a fucking rock, where's the STRATEGY, where's the finesse?

>"dear yagoo,"
>"mane-chan told me recently you've been in talks abt making a korean branch!"
>"just letting you know if that plan goes through,"
>"i will not only immediately graduate on the spot,"
>"but i will convince choco, aqua, shion and subaru to graduate with me."
>"but feel free to try it if you want to."
>"let one more korean into hololive and see what happens."
>"-ayame ^.^"

>"m-mommy what are you doing /here/?"
>"i've always been here, reading all the nice things you've been saying about me"
>"uuu.. i never thought i'd ever get to see mommy here.. uu... this is the best day ever..."
>"there there. come over here and give fauna a hug!"
>"m....mommy!!!"
>"alright, you can come in now, sapling raper"
>"wha- s-sapling raper?!"
>"didn't you know? it's board etiquette to 'punish' saplings for posting outside their general"
>"uuu! nooo i didn't know about that mommy please forgive me!"
>"sorry but i can't do that saplinganon"
>"can you be a good boy and take your punishment for mommy fauna?"
>"u...if it's for mommy then i think i can do it..."
>"good boy!"
>a few seconds pass
>"wait actually mommy i think i change my mi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>"you actually got hard from that..."
>"AAAHHH Uuuuu noooO! mommy don't look! please don't hate me!"
>"but i love watching it though?"
>"r-really?"
>"yes, mommy fauna loves watching her saplings get pounded relentlessly"
>"uuuuu... mommy...!"
>"does getting ravaged infront of mommy turn you on?"
>"yes! mommy! if mommy likes it then i can do it...! "
>"then are you gonna take that sapling raper's huge load for mommy?"
>"yes! yes! i'll do anything for mommy!"
>"do it!"
>"uuuuuumommeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"
>pant... pant.... pant.....
>"fufu... if you don't want to get caught by sapling raper again, stay in your general okay?"
>"uu... okay mommy"

context
>"m-mommy what are you doing /here/?"
>"i've always been here, reading all the nice things you've been saying about me"
>"uuu.. i never thought i'd ever get to see mommy here.. uu... this is the best day ever..."
>"there there. come over here and give fauna a hug!"
>"m....mommy!!!"
>"alright, you can come in now, sapling raper"
>"wha- s-sapling raper?!"
>"didn't you know? it's board etiquette to 'punish' saplings for posting outside their general"
>"uuu! nooo i didn't know about that mommy please forgive me!"
>"sorry but i can't do that saplinganon"
>"can you be a good boy and take your punishment for mommy fauna?"
>"u...if it's for mommy then i think i can do it..."
>"good boy!"
>a few seconds pass
>"wait actually mommy i think i change my mi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>"you actually got hard from that..."
>"AAAHHH Uuuuu noooO! mommy don't look! please don't hate me!"
>"but i love watching it though?"
>"r-really?"
>"yes, mommy fauna loves watching her saplings get pounded relentlessly"
>"uuuuu... mommy...!"
>"does getting ravaged infront of mommy turn you on?"
>"yes! mommy! if mommy likes it then i can do it...! "
>"then are you gonna take that sapling raper's huge load for mommy?"
>"yes! yes! i'll do anything for mommy!"
>"do it!"
>"uuuuuumommeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"
>pant... pant.... pant.....
>"fufu... if you don't want to get caught by sapling raper again, stay in your general okay?"
>"uu... okay mommy"

>>50637523
that's very touching to hear anon.

>>50566304
fauna, huh...

>>49066835
redpill brainrot

>>48461824
/hlg/, reporting in.