/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

the protagonist of hololive

I miss Kiara...

>>743065
>>743088
Good we're comfy here for the moment

>shits on furries
>shits on jannies
>shits on bald people
>shits on salarymen
>shits on neets
>shits on EOPs
>shits on goslings
>shits on unicorns
>shits on ads
>shits on clipfags
>shits on kusoge
>shits on Capcom
>shits on Windows
>shits on Youtube
>shits on Mario
>calls her coworkers flat and sluts live
>tells HoloJP chuubas her japanese is better than theirs
>called some simp donation spammer "you little shit" in Mario Kart
>makes a successful yuri ship with Mori by force of will alone
>goes out to dinner and spa dates with her IRL
>literally mindbroke her into becoming a cute seiso moeblob during the spa date
>made her ask for ANOTHER spa date
>forms a harem of JPtubers with off-stream collabs
>shattered decibel records with Subaru collab while literally bullying some shota ingame
>crushed Subaru's trash bin with her ass
>casually asked Fubuki for a collab when she appeared in chat, then said "Smooth right? This is how you do it. Learn from me."
>asked Marine out on a date, Marine then invited her to a sleep-over - Marine only has one bed
>had amazing fun with Pekora in MC collab despite antis desperately spreading the narrative that Pekora would be freaked out by her
>made even introvert Korone ask her for a collab
>made Rushia want to hang out with her privately (not even for collab purposes)
>got asked by FIVE (5) JP chuubas for collabs in a single evening
>smugly said "You're just fucking jealous all these girls want to hang out with me"
>her mom is a Terastacy survivalist who builds her own lakehouse for fun, watches her streams and tells her she's proud
>hard-doms her own viewers, who in the lore are literally unpaid slaves in her fastfood company
>swears liberally on-stream
>uses German to get around the super hardcore no-no swearing filters
>will make sexual comments without any kind of shame
>zooms in on her own feet, pits, gap and more when asked
>tells a male (chicken) "are you ready to make two ladies (chicken) happy?"
>gives her akasupa donators femdom slaps
>actually slaps herself IRL to produce realistic sounds until it starts hurting
>gained an army of drawfag simps who make thumbnails for her
>tells drawfags to draw her in swimsuits
>tells drawfags to draw her with bigger tits
>obliterates dead air with level 1000 small talk skills
>"one day you'll rise above them and you can look DOWN at them and you can say 'well, BITCH, look at where I am now' hehe"
>"membership benefits? Cute imaginary girlfriend to watch movies with. Will come and help you if you have beef with someone and beat them up"
>is late to streams because she's looking at lewds of other holos
>said she wants to sit on Pekora, Pekora replied "ok peko :triumph:" in chat
>LITERALLY orders KFP wagies to SC her
>confidencemaxxed her way into hololive by just telling Cover why they MUST hire her
>will literally devour you if you make fun of her on the stream
>got her own professionally produced song
>nihongo jouzos back the Japanese
>slays rrats, outright calls people shitheads and fucking idiots for making those
>released her merch before anyone else in EN
>lives rent free in the heads of seething /cgl/ femcels and indogs who hate her success

Kiaraoke time

>>424961
I'll be happy if she sings one Radiohead song.