/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Literally all ass.

Okay, but picture this. It would sell millions, I'm telling you.
Sexy ass-default wawa dancing. Hinotori going full tilt. Crowd cheering, fire shooting from either side of the stage.
Then Kiara grows to 60 meters tall and starts bee lining for Tokyo tower. Destruction everywhere, downtown rapidly evacuated and assumed lost to the giant idol stomp. Only the combined power of hawk, duck, peafowl, and owl can restrain her from kikkerikicking the financial district to ruins. Enter kaiju forms of Lui, Subaru, Reine, and Mumei. Fighting ensues (of the spicy kind), no pants are spared in the quarrel.
Then everybody does the Holotori dance on a big empty parking lot, and the crowd cheers. Ame does some temporal bullshit and everything is quickly forgotten, while holotori wakes up in their own beds like it was all a bad dream.
Credits roll.
Can't sleep.

bok bok, I love Kiara.
Like, unironically love her. Like, drive to a notary with a plushie and find a shady priest to officiate love her.

>>60782410
What would you call having a fetish for cute ESLs in funny hats?

My wife by the way.