/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Colonel, Ive found some sort of chihuahua here on the battlefield.
>That's not a chihuahua Snake, its Fuwawa. Also known as "The fluffy One," shes a highly dangerous demonic guard dog.
Demonic guard dog?
>Yes Snake, demon guard dogs are extremely dangerous, they have superhuman strength and razor sharp claws. However Fuwawa's true strength lies in her cuteness and fluffiness. You must make sure to-
Wait a minute Colonel, another Fuwawa just appeared, but this one is pink.
>Snake watch out! That's not Fuwawa, that's Mococo!
Mococo?
>Mococo is Fuwawa's twin younger sister, and together they are FUWAMOCO, the demonic guard dogs of Hololive Advent. Unlike Fuwawa, Mococo is more fuzzy rather then fluffy, but she is still just as cute, so be careful.
Colonel, what does their fluffiness and fuzziness have to do with battle? This all just sounds silly.
>Snake, this is serious. Seriously silly.
What?
>FUWAMOCO's cuteness and silliness is known cause unprecedented levels of happiness and comfort in anyone they interact with. Snake, as you well know, the battlefield is cruel and dangerous place, its not a place for smiling. If you have too much exposure to FUWAMOCO you may find yourself in a state where you are unable to complete this mission.


>Snake, the most dangerous thing about FUWAMOCO isn't their bite but their bark, or rather their BAU BAU.
BAU BAU?
>Yes, FUWAMOCO's "BAU BAU" is a special type of demonic barking that they use in combination with their cuteness to charm others and make them smile. Just hearing one BAU is all it can take to put a smile on your face. Not only that, but prolonged exposure can cause you to become infected with BAUBAU-byo.
BAUBAU-byo?
>It's a special type of disease, once infected you will find yourself unable to resist the urge to say the word "BAU." The disease won't effect your physical abilities, however your continued BAUing may alert nearby guards to your position and may also cause you to embarrass yourself when interacting with normies.
Normies? I don't care about those.
>Yes, but as an infiltration specialist dealing with them is unavoidable.
Right, if I get infected by that, I wont be able to go back to business as usual.
>Exactly, during infiltration missions you must keep your powerlevel hidden. Snake, there is no known cure for BAUBAUbyo, be sure to avoid catching it at all costs! If you get infected the mission will be over.