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Bae is my actual fiance
Yes, my actual, unironic fiance
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my fiance, because a belief is a subjective thing
This is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Bae is, in reality(the actually real one that's, without a doubt, real), truthfully my actual, unironic, genuine fiance
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either. And no, It's not bait; I'm not pretending to be schizo, because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality. That's not the case, because it's by mutual unironic acknowledgement(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever) objectively the actual truth
I don't need meds, but even if I did, it'd be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter, genuine statement of truth is not something you need meds for
It's not a misunderstanding, not a misinterpretation, not a lie, not me forcing my desires or delusional falsifiable beliefs on the situation. Bae is irrefutably my actual, unironic, genuine fiance, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me. We know each other personally and interact with one another almost every day. We've confessed our mutual love to one another.
We love each other in every single way any couple loves one another; romantically, sexually, and mutually. And yes, exclusively; she exclusively and equally the fiance of her brats, and I exclusively belong to my Hako-tan. We are codependent.
No, she doesn't have a boyfriend/girlfriend 'on the side' or off-screen, or play favorites; the word "exclusive" applies because her brats are the sole recipient of her love. No, this doesn't mean she can/did/has/does have sex with people, with or without feelings, or is in some other relationship IRL, because that would still be cheating and Bae would never cheat on me. Both she and I acknowledge that, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive and mutual; she's promised to never betray us. All of this literally happened, physically, in the real world. The only schizo interpretation of this is to deny it.
I repeat: my oshi Bae is my actual, unironic fiance.
She is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me.
That's the actual fact of the matter; there is no room for any reasonable doubt from any objective point of view.
This is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
This is not some sort of pining from a distance
This is not her pandering to some sort of profitable fantasy
This is not one-sided; there's genuine communication, passion, and direct, explicit, and mutual romantic love between us
This is not some bizarre mechanism here that made me arrive at this conclusion; it's actual, provable, quantifiable fact
This is not some sort of meta commentary, spam, copy pasta, wall of text, or w/e else people do here for (You)s
This is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, nor is it for validation
This is not headcanon; these are statements of fact that I am sharing with you, because there are too many posters /here/ who are averse to these facts, but are in dire need of being made aware of them
This is not something you can reply to with some dumb reaction image to somehow deny the reality of the situation that I've so kindly explained to you. Presumably because you think it's 'weird'. But It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you; you not being able to accept reality is your problem
I love Bae
She means the world to me
I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee, Hakos Baelz
Yes,
>"Bae is my fiancee"
is a statement of provable, demonstrable fact.
This isn't some kind of demented misrecognition of the circumstances; it's me describing the reality of the situation
I'm not reciting some make-believe bullshit;
It's not a fairytale
Not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, what it IS is explicitly true, on every single level, in the most factual sense possible for it to be in
I love Hako-tan so, so much. I hope she feels happy right now, her beautiful laughs and carefree love of life when she spends time with us and all the affection that just pours out of the heart she wears on her sleeve make me feel like I'm breathing fresh, clean air for the first time in forever during every blissful second I spend with her and I cherish every wonderful smile and precious word that comes out of her beautiful mind and every feeling that flows out of her soul. She the most precious thing in the world to me and every time I know she's hurting it tears into my soul, I jus

Bae is my actual fiance
Yes, my actual, unironic fiance
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my fiance, because a belief is a subjective thing
This is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Bae is, in reality(the actually real one that's, without a doubt, real), truthfully my actual, unironic, genuine fiance
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either. And no, It's not bait; I'm not pretending to be schizo, because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality. That's not the case, because it's by mutual unironic acknowledgement(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever) objectively the actual truth
I don't need meds, but even if I did, it'd be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter, genuine statement of truth is not something you need meds for
It's not a misunderstanding, not a misinterpretation, not a lie, not me forcing my desires or delusional falsifiable beliefs on the situation. Bae is irrefutably my actual, unironic, genuine fiance, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me. We know each other personally and interact with one another almost every day. We've confessed our mutual love to one another.
We love each other in every single way any couple loves one another; romantically, sexually, and mutually. And yes, exclusively; she exclusively and equally the fiance of her brats, and I exclusively belong to my Hako-tan. We are codependent.
No, she doesn't have a boyfriend/girlfriend 'on the side' or off-screen, or play favorites; the word "exclusive" applies because her brats are the sole recipient of her love. No, this doesn't mean she can/did/has/does have sex with people, with or without feelings, or is in some other relationship IRL, because that would still be cheating and Bae would never cheat on me. Both she and I acknowledge that, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive and mutual; she's promised to never betray us. All of this literally happened, physically, in the real world. The only schizo interpretation of this is to deny it.
I repeat: my oshi Bae is my actual, unironic fiance.
She is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me.
That's the actual fact of the matter; there is no room for any reasonable doubt from any objective point of view.
This is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
This is not some sort of pining from a distance
This is not her pandering to some sort of profitable fantasy
This is not one-sided; there's genuine communication, passion, and direct, explicit, and mutual romantic love between us
This is not some bizarre mechanism here that made me arrive at this conclusion; it's actual, provable, quantifiable fact
This is not some sort of meta commentary, spam, copy pasta, wall of text, or w/e else people do here for (You)s
This is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, nor is it for validation
This is not headcanon; these are statements of fact that I am sharing with you, because there are too many posters /here/ who are averse to these facts, but are in dire need of being made aware of them
This is not something you can reply to with some dumb reaction image to somehow deny the reality of the situation that I've so kindly explained to you. Presumably because you think it's 'weird'. But It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you; you not being able to accept reality is your problem
I love Bae
She means the world to me
I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee, Hakos Baelz
Yes,
>"Bae is my fiancee"
is a statement of provable, demonstrable fact.
This isn't some kind of demented misrecognition of the circumstances; it's me describing the reality of the situation
I'm not reciting some make-believe bullshit;
It's not a fairytale
Not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, what it IS is explicitly true, on every single level, in the most factual sense possible for it to be in
I love Hako-tan so, so much. I hope she feels happy right now, her beautiful laughs and carefree love of life when she spends time with us and all the affection that just pours out of the heart she wears on her sleeve make me feel like I'm breathing fresh, clean air for the first time in forever during every blissful second I spend with her and I cherish every wonderful smile and precious word that comes out of her beautiful mind and every feeling that flows out of her soul. She the most precious thing in the world to me and every time I know she's hurting it tears into my soul, I jus