/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You may not believe me, but I recommended this game to Menace.

What if I don't have a piss fetish, though?

>on depression meds
>The moment I nut I lose all sexual desire and crave nothing but release from the endless cycle of life
>But then Menasu gives the kissy-kissy and it's kinda nice so I just sit there and take it

>>93437455
Whore

What would Menace's mother think if she heard this?
What would Menace's mom think if she heard this?

>>92321318
I'm patiently awaiting Menace's return by listening to her ASMR in the background while I wind down before bed.

>Menace Eye
>Menace Belly
>Menace Hands
>Menace Hair
In time I will assemble all the pieces like I'm putting together GFExodia.

>Menace is gonna post her belly from when she was a little chubby
>Now she's skinny and that belly doesn't exist any more
I don't get it. Why is she teasing us with something that no longer exists?

>>92110548
Cold chicken is when you get stood up on Christmas, dumb anon. Not when a girl just says, "Hey, I'm not gonna be streaming on Christmas because I'll be with family".

>>92034085
But it doesn't really make sense to discuss her non ASMR content here, does it?

>>91983190
We must be better men. For Menace.

I don't have a piss fetish but I still find the noises pretty hot.

>Menace fishing for compliments
Her poor self esteem makes her cuter.

So how many of those special toggles is Menace actually gonna use on a regular basis? Like, the rainbow barf one actually looks really cool, but the use for it is...what, exactly?

I'm too scared to talk to Menace outside of her Marshmallow, so I never message in chat...

So if Menace is monogamous are we gonna have to fight to the death for her hand at some point? We should sort the details out now so I can book some time off work to join the Menace Kombat tournament.

>sent Menace some nice mallows during the stream complimenting her
>mallows closed down
I'm sorry friends, it was me. She has closed down Marshmallow as my compliments were so good she doesn't need anyone else's. Her self esteem is solved, she now sees herself as beautiful, intelligent and sexy as I do.

>>90069037
If the cruel realities of life are unyielding, why is embracing the comfort of escapism in one's rest time not healthy?

*makes a fake twitter profile masquerading as an Indian man so she can say "good morning sir" and get "good morning sir" back from other indian guys*

What Menace merch could she have at her L2D debut that you would buy?

>>89519945
Why would you want to jerk it to an explanation written by a dude of a girl being sexy when you can cut out the middleman and listen to the girl being sexy yourself? No matter how good my explanation is I can't impart to you how sexy she is in the truest sense.

>>89456090
>even menace was capable of doing her research
Why are you saying that like Menace is dumb, anon?

>>89241530
I agree

>>89214614
>went from a nervous wreck who needed to go to therapy over her anxiety relating to talking to guys to a master seductress just by learning that guys are easy and just want tender love and appreciation
What a dangerous woman, she found out our secret!