/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18964113
here's your script
waaoooooooooooo
https://youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I
>slow zoom on pot oji clearing the slide jump followed by a shot of pekora doing an intense ogey face in the corner
>summoning grass presents
>"getting over it, or as it's called in japan, 'naked oji-san in pot: featuring bennet foddy,' has a reputation for eliciting serious emotions among hololive members"
>montage of ame screeches getting past the first obstacle
>"as retarded as this game is, to get to the much garnered reputation of holo world-recorder holder at this game still requires precise reactions, knowledge of ridiculous metastrats, ability to resist carpal tunnel syndrome. and as it turns out, even knowledge of the english language."
>that clip of mio riding the snake because she can't read the sign
>"however, when they put their minds to it, it can bring out some of the most intense autism that they never even knew they had"
>https://youtu.be/M_ihlZKVwAI?t=577
>"against all of these japanese autists, only one thing could compete"
>'"THIS is the history of getting over it holo world records"
>cut to pekora getting to space with kino music
>"the year is 2020. the go-to getting over it strategy among japanese autists is to try and replicate tendon-shattering hand movements over and over"
>"After months of racing with danchou, Usada Pekora managed to achieve the first hololive record of 10 minutes, and 37 seconds. However this just left the numberfags in deep speculation of whether a sub-10 run by a holo was possible."
>pekora staring at numbers.gif
>"one girl was up to challenge the numbers rabbit."
>"Minato Aqua, the sexy retard, gamer maid of hololive. Her strategy didn't change much during the run. With enough grinding, she just got lucky enough that the random connections of neurons happened in her brain. In 9 minutes. And 26 seconds. Sub-10 had been achieved."
>aqua gamer orgasm as she reaches the top https://youtu.be/Lsu-t5msTT4?t=564
>"an absolute miracle."
>"they said it was impossible to beat such incessant grinding and terminally autistic dedication."
>"in august 2021, that was all about to change"
>music changes to https://youtu.be/6EDS01Ipaow
>ENTER HOLOEN >ENTER HOLOCOUNCIL
>fauna cute giggle compilation with overlayed subscriber count going up
>"as it turned out, the secret to devestating the reigning supremacy of japanese gamer autism- was english vtuber autism."
>"notorious for her minecraft speedrunning escapades, suddenly a serious speedrunner had entered hololive, and was about to mog absolutely everyone."
>music changes to https://youtu.be/3Xy_hZoco1c
>montage of fauna doing insane jumps past the snake
>"the question on was beating aqua's legendary sub-10 really possible?"
>"with the strong advantage of not being retarded enough to go down the snake, fauna easily got a sub-15 on her first time. And beat her personal record over and over with incessant gaming skills. Although unlike the random movements of her senpai, fauna had to actually think to use her skills"
>"and then, greatness happened again."
>6 minutes and 47 seconds.