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>>13307476
Lesson #1: don't get drunk fast, drink diluted booze 5%-10%, that way you take more liquid with it and get drunk slower.
Lesson #2: buy mineral water and drink it between pints of booze. 3 glassed for evening and 2 for morning should be enough.
Lesson #3: after you've done drinking for the night - eat something sweet but not fatty, like gummy bears. Sugar facilitates breakdown of alcohol and makes your blood sugar not go down the shitter in the morning after.
>>13307530
Just punch furniture worked for me when I was young. Expensive though.