/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3828449
Minecraft is boring? It's just a block game?
You guys have no fucking idea what your're talking about. But I do.

I was playing Infiniminer before Minecraft existed.
I played Minecraft in the browser version of their website back in 2009. I bought it the first day of Alpha in 2010 and created a server when there was no mobs and dropping your tools would repair them. I've played every day for 10 years. I have 8 different game folders for the differents specific modded versions. I was part of the bukkit project and followed its fall.
I've used every relevant mod and RLcraft is like baby play. I can speedrun while using Nocubes mod.
Did I say speedruns? Yeah, I know all the different routes for each major version and follow the scene everyday. Yes that include the door-jump golem trick and the garfield speedrun.
I went to every single Minecon and talked to Jeb. I've comforted Notch on twitter when he vented his loneliness.
I use the most advanced building tools, know every single worldedit command by heart and can generate perlin noise terrain in a few seconds. I have a note of more than 300 different brush patterns for it. I've used every single setting of schematica/litematica included the non-transparency one.
I've built every single farm possible in survival on multiple different servers and an optimized 256 villagers city mall automatically fed by a breeder. I've turned a friendly server into a capitalist economy run one with emerald prices for every service, banks & loans with interest.
I've bet every notable minecraft server out there, I run bots on 2b2t and I'm prestige 4 Shaman on Hypixel Mega walls. I've composed minecraft musics for years and got multiple songs in Hypixel games on top of being among their noteblock contest winners.
There isn't a major Minecraft youtuber I'm not following, I wrote a script that use the Youtube API to get audio transcription text and run a semantic algorithm to get the most recurring topics and feed the most relevant parts to text-to-speech so I can learn it all while I sleep.

The beatani server will be the ideal outlet of creativity, I will dedicate my life to it.