/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mumei is a better gamer than me

>>34107058
My oshi does

How has Mumei not been mentioned. She's a surrogate demure white GF for those without access to such a thing.

>>15608000
Good advice anon!

>>15232522
I think I have an idea anon. People may come and go, or betray you, but owls are forever.

I hate/love how much of an effect this girl has on me. She just cheers me up massively by her presence.

>>14167112
Nothing wrong with that. She's very entertaining.

>>14106929
I thought Mumei bred with her viewers for 600 hours? All me btw.

>Rubbing Mumeis back and shoulders to relieve her tension

>>11757691
She is the cutest and I want to hold her hand while tapping our toes together!

>>11025140
What would be the first thing you'd do if you turned into Mumei anyway?

>>10318381
>It's late in the evening. As you rest your feet up and relax under the blankets, the glow of the TV illuminates the room.
>Normally on Friday nights you and Mumei would be cuddling on the couch watching ancient history documentaries.
>Learning together, laughing together, slowly getting drowsy and falling asleep together.
>But it's been about a half an hour since Mumei got up to go to the bathroom.
>This is not unusual in and of itself. By this point you've become quite accustomed to her frequent "Idol Meetings".
>But this time was different.
>First of all, it's been way too long. Her tiny bladder cannot possibly hold that much pee.
>Second of all, there's nothing in the week she looks forward to more than "History and Hugs" as she likes to call it.
>Getting up off your comfy seat, you go over to check on her.
>As you get closer however, you begin to hear the muffled sound of sobbing from behind the bathroom door.
>Concerned, you knock and ask her what's wrong.
>Thinking she might be having another anxiety attack after a long week of juggling work, school, and streaming, you prepare to comfort her.
>As the door creaks open, Mumei peeks at you sheepishly from the other side.
>Her eyes are swollen and red as berries.
>But contrary to your expectations, she isn't frowning.
>In fact, she's smiling the largest smile you've ever seen.
>Before you know it, Mumei tackles you with a deep hug, her fingers gripping onto your shoulders tightly.
>You stand there, dumbfounded, as Mumei makes joyful autistic mumbles, and kisses you repeatedly.
>In one of her hands is a small white stick, you try and look at it closer and make out two small pink lines.
>You also notice a small LED indicator, next to it is just one word.
>"Pregnant"

Imagine the blowjob where she twists her neck

>Sipping on the lovely bowl of soup that your wife Mumei made for (you)
>Watching Spongebob on the couch with her as she giggles at all the same jokes as you.
>Mumei lulling you to sleep with Phil Collins Disney songs.

>>9145081
Yeah, guess that would've been just more practical in the end.