/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ARE YOU READY TO BREED?

YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

>>70222222

>>69925231
A FUCKING WEEZER JUMPSCARE

jwu, tell me is there gonna be an edible meal by the end of this?

>>68911770

are they playing clubhouse?
is mumei in JP?
what's the combined IQ on stream?

>Kiara is the only Holo to lose

>>63855224
Turn it back into a penal colony

>62% of the world biomass is to feed humanity
That is way more than I expected

>>62154211
uhhh..that's a really young pekor..

>>60849365
>its just le funposting!!
holy shit kill yourselves you fucking drama addicted niggers, you're ruining the fucking board every single fucking day. this is the numbers thread, NUMBERS, it's not dramafag central just because our jannies fucking suck and have abandoned us. take it to the fucking catalog or to 5ch if you're so fucking confident and let me talk about moom's numbers in peace already. you fucking nigger JPcucks are so fucking annoying, eat a bullet and die in a fire.

>>59684211
>You will leave the blue light on
>You will stay awake all night
>You will take the migraine medication
get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head fuck you fuck you fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>56343064
But this world doesn't exist

>>55401369
proof?

I'm sorry Mumei but THAT'S A FUCKING MEGALODON

I just had the weirdest dream.
I needed to take a train to my parents' house but first I was going to an escape game with friends and we arrived early so I waited next to it while they went to the bowling lane right in front of it and then a group of chads came and were talking loudly next to me so I left to look for my friends but I couldn't find them so I went back to the escape game but noone was there and it was time for my train so I left and I tried to put on my jacket but I accidentally put it on as if they were pants instead and a lady that worked at the escape game and looked a lot like someone from my HR department walked by and snickered and we were going the same way so she apologized without looking at me while I took off my jacket pants.
I then got on the train home and I was sat at a table next to an old couple wearing purple bathrobes and a cute Asian girl. For some reason I masturbated to Mumei and cleaned up with a pink/purple paper and then I went to the restroom to take a shit. I left my phone on the table open on the page of the doujin I had used to masturbate and I saw the cute Asian girl look at it and I was embarassed so I quickly took it and packed up my stuff since the train had arrived at destination while trying to act perfectly normal. The old guy from the couple wished me a good night and said he hadn't slept at all on the train. I tried to throw the paper with my jizz on it in the trashcan but it landed on a table instead so I picked it up and dropped it in an actual trashcan.
After I got home I went to the park near me to have a walk and I sat at a cafe terrace and some guy ran past me saying he was running for a lab. I left and started running too but my leg felt weird and it was bending at a weird angle so I stopped and took a shit on the street. As I was wiping my ass profusely, the runner guy from before ran by again but this time he was behind a locked school gate and he was accompanied by a friend and he was telling him about how the lab gave him performance enhancement drugs and they were using him as a lab rat. After I finished wiping I tried throwing the used toilet paper in a trash can but I actually threw it on a table again, so I had to pick it up and drop it in a bin for the second time. I then continued running as night was falling and I saw a human-sized wizard goblin, which was just a human-sized goblin wearing a wizard's hat, climbing on roofs not too far from me so I tried yelling at him and taking video proof that I saw an actual human-sized wizard goblin and not a human wearing a wizard goblin costume, and then I woke up.
I wish I could do a dream analysis of this one.

>>51086048

>>47956675
>Mumei bonds with Fauna and Bae, ORK becomes a popular group
>Now hoomans won't know if ork is referencing the trio, or orcschizo
masterfully played

>>45684685

>>45568059
They are the same person, Gura is the part of her that gets sick, Mumei is the one who is forced to live through it and suffer

>>44792708