/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24978728
holy
>>24978660
not sure about that, I have heard some high school friends that didn't like to give head, and a lot of adult women that wouldn't even fuck with the light open, let alone doing oral and drinking man juice, but they are the minority I guess

>>24875055
>I understand where the succubus and incubus mythos comes from
the story goes on more or less like this:
we are in old italian lands, god followers used to close themselves outside of the cities in monasteries, here they dedicated their lives to prayers and work, their life was limited, no luxury and absolutely no sex, masturbation or female presence, yes probably the elders monastics assfucked the newbies everyday but that wasn't the norm, so you had those true wizards that weren't allowed to cum in any way. The human body is not ok with that, a men has to cum, so after a period of 2 weeks to 2 months, depending on the individual you are so full that you discharge it in your sleep or what you call "wet dream", now these monastics used to wake up and see themselves and their sheets covered by their own cum, and came to the conclusion that is was a demon that made them cum in their sleep! Thus the succubus story was born, because that bodily function must had a religion explanation too. One time I was in a one month holiday with a lot of people and I decided to not masturbate because I wanted to fuck someone, I was able to kiss a girl, but we never went to do more than that, so it was a toal failure well I had high hopes but at the end I knew that I would have failed so I was in this bed sleeping with 3 other people and I wake up in the middle of the night with my pants wet with cum and was pretty embarassing, luckily no one else was awake. Thinking about it, it was a really fucking stupid plan because if I had really fucked someone I would have cummed in 1 min making a lame figure. well after 2 days from this episode the holiday ended and I decided to go in a massage parlour and I cummed 3 times in like 30 min kek, that girl looked me really strangely and all that situation and explaining it was really strange.... bottom line is: masturbate once in a while even if you want to practice abstinence

>>24635318
birthday is just an excuse to say some nice things to your friends, that you usually don't say normally, is not really about the birthday