/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Damn, this guy is good. He's practically carrying.

>>65459571
>>65459589
>>65459606
*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping dramatically*
VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
*Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud*
WHEE-WHEEOO!
*Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat*
NYYYEEEARRRRR, BOOSH!
*Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware*
HELLO, NURSE!
*Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit*
BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
*Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours*
HAROOOOOO!
*Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces*
HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
*Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips*
ABLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBL!
*Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets*
BOI-OI-OINGGGG!
*Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists*
HUBBA HUBBA!
*Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out*
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
*Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size*
AWOOGA!
*Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache*
COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH!
*Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands*
DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

>>65178968
goddamn

>>64008199
I like it too

>>61359580

>>61110124

>>52805756

>>52743798
>>52743889
>>52743926

>>46486993
Brief summary:
*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping dramatically*
VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
*Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud*
WHEE-WHEEOO!
*Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat*
NYYYEEEARRRRR, BOOSH!
*Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware*
HELLO, NURSE!
*Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit*
BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
*Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours*
HAROOOOOO!
*Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces*
HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
*Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips*
ABLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBL!
*Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets*
BOI-OI-OINGGGG!
*Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists*
HUBBA HUBBA!
*Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out*
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
*Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size*
AWOOGA!
*Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache*
COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH!
*Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands*
DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

>>46273202

>>46047336
holy sex

>>45768176

>>45708601
TAKOCK

>>45620734
Holy macquasoli

>>45589204
god i wish

>>44897508
That's a lot more than ass, anon.

>>44799902

LUIWINSLOL
NENE LOVE

>>43598239

>>43345896
Kiara's dick is massive.

>>42313201

>>42260781