/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>91906072
>hat
Hold up that's kinda cute tho

>>91761686
>I know eating ass is a meme and a psyop.
>BUT
Stopped reading

>>90491581
That's my name don't wear it out

I'm getting Pollo Loco in honor of Native American Heritage Month

We Capipis are literally DROWNING in prime cosplay pussy! What do (You) know about that?

QRD
>youtube deals with him directly and gives him tons of nepo perks in exchange for being an ad-friendly "for kids" channel
>he farms impressions from kids by telling them they can be in the videos, win prizes for commenting, etc.
>random viewers are not actually invited onto his videos, they have a shortlist of nepo contestants
>winners are prechosen so you get free money if you suck up enough and have no chance if you don't
>mr beast does not regulate his employees at all, so most staff are also nepo hires of his direct friends
>several of his friends are desperate groomers who use mr beasts nepo system to entrap people
>in addition to being semi-scripted, the competitions are actually a cgi composite, the sets and stunts arent real
>the cost of the nonexistent sets and the fake contest prizes are almost certainly falsified on his taxes
>he backs random startups using his brand because his 10-year-olds will beg their parents for it, quality control is through the floor

>>87141311
Guilty as charged, lock me up officer.

>see azumanga daioh meme about fapping to sakaki
>comments: "Those are minors!"
zoomers are so obnoxious, do they not fap to people their own age? I'm the same age as the Azumanga Daioh girls, I was born in 1984 same as their canon birthdates aside from Chio, I was fapping up a storm back then.

>>86161759
My penis is above average in length.

This whole Tenma thing reminded me of a vtuber idea I had related to my twinning/cloning fetish. A vtuber agency of nothing but clones. They all have the same models just with different touches like dyed hair, different hairstyles or clothes etc but the lore if they're all clones that were created to be vtubers or some shit.

Maybe each clone has a different genetic defect.

>>85673196
What a thrill

>>85139605
Yes.
Me.

>>84954349
I guess she dumped all her stat points into charisma.

>Clara did an Emptiness Machine "cover"
Why did nobody tell me?
Has Muyu done one yet?

>>83765628
Oh right, I got sidetracked by the nonsense last thread.
I'm still watching the VOD, just finished Lia's songs with 15 minutes left. It's good to know that the negative responses /here/ were really mostly just catalogtroons mindbroken by Mint and/or $50.
It's been pretty satisfactory so far, nobody is "phoning it in". The only real subpar parts so far are maybe the backgrounds/lighting and Tenma's talking parts seeming off.

>>83407839
I've never worked out a day in my entire life but once I forced myself into a routine it got easier. I've been wondering if I should do it before or after eating though.

>>81507999
Trips of truth, unironically the coolest.

>>80837844
Are there any day 1 gumis still here? Show blood tribute

Haven't watched Jelly in a while, surprised she's playing an fps style game. I thought she had motion sickness?

>>76988966
Heh. Well, the reason why it's hard is two of the kids have left home, the middle child refuses to leave his room. Company restructuring has made her husbands already poor work-life balance even worse now that he's been moved to a new department. On top of all this, late last year he confessed to her that he lost 3 months salary to horse racing and they've been struggling to make up the deficit ever since. She's been having trouble sleeping lately due to stress and worry so she has to make her husband's breakfast at odd times, leaving them in the fridge for her husband to reheat later.
>>76989347
What? No. Why the fuck is there a "usual Capipi"? Isn't that concept basically anathema to this thread?

>>76985340
She can't talk with my... well, that's private.

>>76951075
You're basically teaching your body to have panic attacks any time you feel certain ways. I know it sounds like some bullshit shonen trope but you have to teach yourself to master the fear, fake it until you make it type shit. At least that worked for me.

I'd be shaking, struggling to breath, going numb and the whole time putting on some fucking bravado like "Fuck this shit! I got this bro let's fucking go!" the whole time. I also just basically would call myself a faggot any time I started going into one like "Bro, that pain in my side doesn't mean we're dying you fucking fag, get a fucking grip" and shit like that.

It sounds a bit masochistic but it worked for me anyway. Taking walks and forcing yourself into the sun and exercise helps a bit too I guess, I dunno if I could tell the difference but I felt a little better about myself anyway.

>>76664635
>>76664822
Thanks for giving the game away based retards, now I can backread in safety and security