/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>you don't get with your oshi
BUT
>you find someone and are happy with them and have a son
BUT
>at your son's wedding, your daughter-in-law's mother (who is now a widow and has been flirty with you) starts singing and you realize where you heard that familiar voice so long ago and
DO YOU PRESS IT?

Special late night button. Before you is only ONE button Anon.

If you press it, your oshi will always have a posted schedule, and will always stream at the scheduled time. However, you will be magically prevented from ever watching a guerilla or the VOD of a guerilla, of your oshi.

If your oshi doesn't guerilla she will start to do so at least once a week after you press this button.

Do you press the button Anon?

There are two buttons in front of you Anon. You can press both or neither, as many times as you want. Whichever anon presses the most buttons wins 1,000,000 Phase Bucks. But there's a catch, these buttons give you jelly beans, that you must consume.

If you press the first button, you receive a jelly bean that is either the taste of cum post read meat/ asparagus/ coffee or is the flavor of white chocolate.

If you press the second button, you receive a jelly bean that is either male ass grease flavored or is caramel flavored.

Make your choice carefully. Phase Bucks are directly convertible to whatever the highest value currency is on your planet.

>>75906263

There are 2 buttons in front of you Anon. You can only press one.

The first button makes this anon and Panko swap bodies, but Sakana in his infinite wisdom fires Panko and replaces her with Beeko.

The second button ________________________________________pee pee poo poo _________________________________________________________________

>>75209281
Before you are 2 buttons Doremu.

If you press the first button, your property value returns to it's previous high, but a random gay poster is allowed into the protection circle.

If you press the second button, your property value plummets permanently . However you take the powers of the minimoo and become the one in charge of letting people into or banishing people from the circle.

Choose carefully.

Before you are 2 buttons.

If you press the first one GO LEMON GO.

If you press the second one LEMON GO GO LEMON.

Choose carefully Anon.

Before you are 2 buttons, you can only press one and then they both disappear.

If you press the first button, There is never another gay post in /pcgia/ ever again, but there is a 90% chance you become gay.

If you press the second button, Everypost on saturgay become gay, permanently. No one will be physically able to post a straight post, and being in the thread will compel you to gayfabe. However, there will never been gay posting Sunday through Friday.

I LIED, and there is secretly a third button. This button only appears for gay/ bisexual anons. If you press it everyone else in this thread becomes gay but you become 100% straight and wish you had pressed one of the other buttons for the rest of your life.

Choose carefully Anon.

Hello Anon, before you are 2 buttons.

If you press the first one, your oshi marries you and you live happily ever after.

If you press the second button your oshi marries you and you live happily ever after, but a random Anon from this thread dies.

Which do you press?