/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good afternoon, and welcome to a very special edition of Polka News! Poruka Oruka? Oru yo!

>NePoLaBo News
Big news since our last installment! Polka got a new outfit! She's as beautiful as ever! I love my plaid wife! Legend of Polka also reached its 3rd anniversary, with a classic snack draft to celebrate. No merch this time, though... but Blu-Ray preorders for Twinkle 4 You, NePoLaBo's first (and currently only) live concert, are live as of the 22nd! My order is secured, is yours? Finally, in streaming news, NePoLaBo will be having one of their rare collabs on the 26th, shilling a Hololive collab with GiGO. I'll take what I can get!

>PSF Investor's Corner
PSF is nearing its first billion, and we'd like to thank our investors. Our reporters in the field were able to reach out to a few of these investors, and interrupted their noose tying practice to get the following statements:

>One million soon! Buy AZKi! Stay seiso!
>today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!
>Aki is a Rust expert! Aki love!!
>Haachamachamaaaa~

Thrilling! In portfolio news, PSF has maintained roughly half the portfolio as NePoLaBo coins, aligned with our mission statement and our promises to investors. Our CEO has also invested heavily into ELF, and was found this morning staring into a broken mirror, listening to Polka's membership ASMR combined with 'The Man Who Sold the World', and muttered 'trust the plan' when asked about the Wamy crash.

>Board News
The Ogey Calibur tournament sign-ups finally ended with a clean 50 threads, and a potential 51st. The NePoLaBo thread is proud to be represented by Shishiro Botan, and in a shocking turn of events, Lamy will also be present, representing /become/. As for this reporter, well, it's too late for me, my new form will be beautiful but the transfiguration will be hellish. Don't pray for me, for I am God's blind spot.

That's all for this installment - see you next time!