/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>went to take a shit at aunts house yesterday
>trying to watch wither collab so i take my phone and not really paying attention to IRL
>retard just dumped a bunch of fabuloso in the toilet to "clean" it
>didnt notice before sitting down
>poop splashed
>splashed my asshole
>burning and burning
>had to make an emergency bidet with a water bottle and a knife, flushing my asshole
>still lingering irritation today
she used to put fucking bleach in her dishwashing liquid idk how she hasnt poisoned her whole family, im gonna fucking hit her in the head with a fucking frying pan at this point