/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27682493
>other liggas.
there is no other chuubas

>>22993004
wrong
girl dm is a fan of junior hockey leauge and said mutlipule times stories of her going to watch a match and seeing brawls between two teams
becasue of her i know about golden rule of hockey brawls
you apparently NEVER attack goalie becasue they're already in a gear that restricts their movements so going after them is considered dick move and if you attack them entire enemy team will go after you

>>22829347
>ha ha now you have to marry me!

>>22744478
>>22744862
>>22713044
>the doorbell rings
>finally!
>it's been weeks of anticipation but it's finally here
>girl_dm_ (tm)© X Vite Ramen (tm)© collab ramen is here
>you've been anxious to try it
>dm was teasing you with it for so long but it's finally in your hands
>all the tales of the amazing flavor will finally be experienced
>you hurriedly prepare the ramen and take out the included vite ramen (tm)© branded chopsticks and spoon and get a spoonful of soup
>it's really good, the aroma of the sóy sauce and the hint of lemon is great
>it's so good you can't stop eating
>however, as you're about to finnish it you start feeling dizzy
>the last thing you remeber is plunging head first into half empty bowl of ramen
>by the time you wake up you're in a cold drak room
>when you try to move your hands you realize you're cuffed with chains to the nearby wall
>suddenly above, you hear "100 headpats taken care of, have a great morning,evening,day byeeee!" followed by a footseps and the sound of door being unlocked
>lights turn on revealing your location to be a basement
>it's not basement of your house that's for sure
>your thinking gets disrupted by gigling
>you turn your head towards the source of the sound only to see a 5'2" woman in sweatpants and a lose shirt smiling at you
>"i knew i'd catch one, i just knew it!"
>who's that?
>as the short woman apporaches closer her smile widens
>"how are you doing 'husband_dm_' tee hee"
>is she....
>"i'm sure you're wondering how so let me explain"
>she lays down and cozies up next to you
>"when you're streaming almost every day for multipule hours you don't have much time to meet other people you know?"
>still processing what's happening she lays her hand on your chest
>"and i don't want to take breaks becasue of the algorythms, as a content creator you can't stop posting new stuff if you want to grow"
>all the pieces start falling together in your head...
>"i thought one of you liked me enough to buy my ramen, so i picked a package and added something 'extra' to it. Saw where it was headed and i just followed it"
>oh god
>"but don't worry! we're a perfect match! after all you did buy my ramen! and i'm sure you're also a subscriber too!"
>trying to escape you start rattling your chains but it's futile, she cuffed you with the industrial grade chain, you'd need angle grinder to get through tit
>"don't worry! i know it seems scary but the sooner you accept it the sooner i'll let you out 'husband_dm_' he he"
>she kisses you on the cheek and gets up
>"i'll bring you dinner soon! I made you vegetarian curry today!"
>as your "wife" gets up and heads up the stairs she turns around
>"i almost forgot, Artgun finished your new model, we'll have our first together stream soon!!"

>>21997573
it was in her college day, leave dm alone or else

>>21925870
stop it

>>21649851
yes

>>21536286
mayo cat would never cheat on husband dm, she's the loyal type

>>21479666
she's not stupid anon
she just keeps her streams family frendly but she can be spicy