/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31107224
Mr Yamino, if I may...
I offer a sort-of service - it's a little unconventional, a bit wes anderson... but hear me out.
Women who are emotional are VERY vulnerable. Lets say, hypothetically, that something would happen to her newly-engaged partner.
Wait a minute! Here comes you, Mr Shumino her knight in shining armour.
You do you little magic, use a bit of your mojo... and you are one step closer towards her heart.
Now, it's not gonna be an overnight job. We are going to need weekly sessions, which *ahem* means I have to see a plethora of green babes on my desk.