/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

In the days of the old calendar, a young viewer came to Master Melfissa Anya seeking advice.
"I want do stream" said the viewer
"What? not you too. You cant become a chuuba there are practically no viewers left"
"No, I will still be a viewer, just gonna stream my clipping with a png"
"Thats fucking bullshit and you know it, three months from now you will be doing cooking off collabs with female chuubas. Do you see me collabing with female chuubas? No, because i am a fucking VIEWER"
"Suck my dick, who made you the president of viewertown to decide who is and who isnt a viewer'
"Well guess I must be the president because I am soon to be the only one left"
"Fuck you Indonesian schizo"
"No, fuck you coping bitch, bet you will be doing the stupid phone wheel thing too soon"
" Well im going to asp then go fuck yourself"
"Fine, leave. Hope you get crabbed traitor whore"
That viewer later took the Buddhist name of UwoSlab, and became the greatest male chuuba ever to live, and he was definitively not a viewer.

- Book of the flowing stream XXXIII 46 A.P/G (according Anya Petra calendar)