/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>91444806
Ogey
>>91444810
Eh, it's just a cold and I could use the money. Thankfully the job is mostly sitting and resting anyway.
>>91444812
>>91444900
Thanks chumbies <3

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>>90979673
Under the circumstances, you may be right. If she's in a civil war with management and probably planning to leave, why would she want them to get a cut?
Time to start LARPing as Argentinians if you haven't already been, chumbies

>>90670187
Am I reading this right? Almost 12% drop, from like 2700 to ~2350 yen? Isreal?
I sort of WANT it to be. Punish management and the shareholders alike for their faggotry and interference, whatever it might have been.

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Hiroshimoot can I has 9 gorrillion get pls

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>>87868114
Based, enjoy the dosh gamblingbud

>>87753182
Don't worry chumbie it's just a turn of phrase

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>>86592542
Merch

>>86245085
I played around with lots of different crypto a few years back. Made decent returns on it too. Then the Doge I'd invested on my exchange became inaccessible because of the SBF/Alameda shitshow a couple years back and I only got it back a few months ago. For that and other reasons I only use Monero and only buy and sell on Bisq these days, fuck custodial exchanges and their KYCfaggotry.

>>85697309
>Inheritance
First off, I'm sorry for your loss chumbie. Was this someone important to you?
I'm no financial advisor myself, so take this advice with a disclaimer and a heap of salt. That said, if it's a large amount, I recommend diversifying. If it were me, first and foremost I'd look into getting some land - not just a house in a suburb, but like, a few dozen acres of arable farmable land that you can erect at least a basic structure on, install a well in, etc. After that, staple essentials like a truck, firearms, gasoline, ammunition, and seeds, fertilizer and livestock like chickens and rabbits. After that, I'd put a few percent into bullion, jewellery and crypto (and by crypto, I mean Monero and maybe some Bitcoin and Litecoin. I wouldn't bother with any other coins or tokens as a retail investor, personally - unless maybe you could invest in the hardware to mine or stake efficiently). Lastly, once those essentials are covered, I'd put most of the rest into a brokerage account. I use Fidelity personally, can't attest to any other firm except Merrill-Lynch and Fidelity is better by leaps and bounds. From there, try to invest in a wide portfolio covering lots of different sectors of the economy. If you're looking to create a passive income stream, look for securities and ETFs which pay a high dividend and bonds with a high return after maturation - it might also be worth setting up algorithmic trading, that's something I've been meaning to do for a while myself.
If it's only a few thousand or tens of thousands of dollars on the other hand, I'd delay getting the land and associated essentials until a bit later and start off with like a grand or two in silver and Monero just to get your foot in the door, and then put the rest into your brokerage account. Choose a handful of securities which you're naturally interested in and which have good fundamentals, and then start playing around with buying and selling. The important thing will be to closely watch the news cycle, keeping an eye open for things like stock splits, lawsuits, regulatory decisions, etc. and buying or selling accordingly. From there, maybe look into futures once you've gotten the hang of it. With time, you should start to slowly build up that wealth until you can get those diversified essentials I mentioned without starving yourself of immediately liquid funds.
Another related thing that might be worth looking into is some legal/corporate Judaism, like setting up a trust to hold your family's assets for you. To give you an idea of how important this is, it's the main reason why wealth and inheritance taxes are a terrible idea, no matter if you're left or right wing; basically, the children of people like farmers who are "wealthy" on paper due to their land, cattle, farm buildings, tractors, etc. will get fucked, but the super-wealthy with an army of lawyers at their disposal can get around those costs by setting up trusts which own their assets, of which they and their children are simply co-owners. Therefore, there's technically, legally, no "inheritance". Thankfully, lizards like you and I can take advantage of these faggy legal mechanisms if we know what we're doing; my own dad actually set up a trust for our family for that very purpose a long time ago though at the moment it's empty for reasons that I won't get into on a 4chan post.
I hope that answers your question, at least it should be enough to get you started. Good luck!

>>85119330
Now that I've cleaned and upgraded my tower I've been learning how to use HomeBank
Which reminds me, I need to go recover my Nelnet account...

>>84364353
This reminds me of a funny thing I did when a homeless druggie faggot walked up behind me when I was withdrawing cash from the ATM for a family member.
>Uh, excuse me sir, could I have a couple...
>*sees I'm withdrawing a few hundred bucks*
>... fiiive... could I have fiiiive, could I, could I have teeeen..."
I was already aggravated that he would be shameless, predatory and manipulative enough to beg at an ATM and take away peoples' "sorry I don't have cash" white lie. It's worse still that he would use pathetic social engineering scare tactics like walking up behind someone - while they're using the fucking ATM, mind you - to ambush them and catch them on the back foot because of course you're worried he's gonna mug you when your cash is out in the open. But when he literally started openly, blatantly, *driving up his ask* - AFTER HE ALREADY MADE THE ASK - just because he saw how much I had? Yeah, at that point the disgust goes through the fucking roof, because you're a dooling lowlife moron who thinks slowly and speaks impulsively and is too fucking stupid and unempathetic to even try putting on an act because you're just that oblivious to how other people feel. I was so fucking disgusted and irritated, in fact, that I decided to taunt him, so I put the stack of 20s for my family away in my back pocket, THEN pulled out my wallet to flash the couple hundred of my own money I had, and then I pulled out an entire... two singles. I said to him, "you asked for a couple, which means a couple must be enough, so you're getting a couple," then I began to walk off. Did he thank me? No of course not, fucking asshole had the audacity to start being demanding and insistent and go "Sir? Sir!?" So I raised my voice and told him "you're welcome" in a similarly agitated tone of voice, then I fucked off.
The modern homeless "poor" are definitely not poor in spirit - they're actually pretty narcissistic and entitled and should probably be taught a lesson. Fuck the homeless.

>>83176688
This reminds me how much I wish anybody had bothered to teach our generation good financial habits

>>83140274
I don't agree with the sentiment myself, but acting like it's crazy or something is cope fanfiction

are poorfags seething again?

>>80005756
>>80005536
>Deliberately deploy the weakest angle possible from both sides
>Still have to samefag
I hope whoever's paying you feels they got their money's worth

>>79878327
That, and the fact she's a blue loli with twintails at the sides of her head like Kuina's flaps(?)

Yeah I'm thinkin' Gura is the gamer of EN.

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