/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This is my wife. Say something nice about her.

"My lovely subscribers would never troll me on my birthday" she said

>>73275240
OH NO SISTERS, we didn't expect them to check! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!

>>73242298
I CANT STOP HER!!!!! I AM RUINED!

>>72120648
More like next en4 member.

>Enna Alouette of Nijisanji. You disgust me. Unsympathic narcissist. The only reason you share an existence on this earth is because your parents made a mistake, and it's a shame you inherited that same behavioural mistake. I don't want to see your sorry excuse of trying to be human on my YouTube recommendations ever again. Get out. The only time I want to hear your voice is when you're asphyxiating. Because you don't deserve to breathe the same air I breathe. You're going to tell me to touch grass; I'm touching grass more than you ever will with you being strung up so high. The audacity. I cannot believe your impotence. If there was bug spray for me to hand out to every individual on this planet, I would buy out the entire bug spray economy just so I'd know that my and others' houses were bug free. And don't think that others won't turn on you, either. Your mind is so rotted you think your way of life is acceptable. You expect others to be with you through thick and thin, at the expense of their own well-being? What a terrible joke. Unbelievable. Awaiting my copyright strike

>all but confirms that THE CLIQUE IS REAL and that she is THE CANCER KILLING VTUBING AND NIJISANJI
Is there no person other than delusional aloucucks that don't hate Enna at this point? Got rid of EVERYBODY GOOD OR EVEN DECENT IN NIJIEN. How does a person even do that

It's all her fault.

When?

>>66020617
>Comparing a goblin to Bon Bijou
Anon???

>>65045789
>Let me fix this shit thread
Vtubers that you want to fart on

>>63049336

What's her appeal?

Give me 1 reason I shouldn't absolutely despise her.

>>57156139
Don't forget Enna
>does a Chinese handcam stream directly over Mysta's birthday stream
>title and thumnbail are chinese for maximum pandering
>making Mysta-themed cookies
>tons of Mysta's top donors join and drop massive donations to her
>she recognizes them, and says their oshi is a clown, and all his fans are clowns too
>steals a huge portion of Mysta's birthday money from his final birthday stream.
The queen of whores.

Never forget. Enna streamed over a Mysta's final birthday and stole a significant amount of his birthday money.

She did a "Chinese handcam stream" directly over his birthday with a Chinese title, Chinese thumbnail, and the dish she made was themed after Mysta. She got so many donations from Mysta's top superchatters that she took the time to explain that Mysta was a clown, and that all his fans were clowns too. She even drew him as a clown in a later collab with Mika!

yeah im never responding to a jury summon again unless it's federal
fuckers don't even comp the inconvenience
>just leave your house at 6am bro and you can pick up a bus pass on your way back
>you don't get paid on the first day so fuck you if you show up and we don't need you. its $7/day if we keep you after that.
when i read about jury duty in other countries i get envious
at least you get paid enough to buy a lunch and maybe cover transportation.

if i was a liver i can just plead financial hardship as an hourly entertainer who needs to maintain a viewership or else they move onto rival streamers

civic duty more like civic burden. if you get chosen pray you don't end up in a long case.

Describe this individual using at most 4 words

What's her endgame?

Can you make her laugh?

Ok numbers thread, can any of you tell me how much money she makes?

Here is the investigation so far:
>>50172214
>>50175360
>>50174140

Based on rational calculation, it seems like she makes a minimum of $8k a month before voicepacks. Yet her spoken statements say that she earns about $6k a month.
So which is the truth?

Either way, it doesn't seem like she earns so little that she would actually be hurting for money the way she portrays herself.

Ok numbers thread, I need your help.
Can you tell me how much money Enna makes, in your estimation?

I will share with you everything I know about it.
-- Enna has made series of statements suggesting that she is struggling for money. Especially after her break last month, when she was on a silent-suspension (which she turned into a month-long japan vacation). She claims that she desperately needs to save money.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxRsF4GiOaU&t=13930
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gBjiMSkZlM&t=16620
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDWO42rEnYg&t=15615
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDWO42rEnYg&t=16040
-- In membership, Enna saw the price of an $8,000 plane ticket and said "that is like, more than my monthly earnings".
-- Enna has stated that she lived in big cities in her entire life. Furthermore, she stated that she will only live in the Chinese-areas of the city. She also lives within walking-distance of the subway, so this is likely near the city center. The rent in these places is high, which would suggest she isn't poor, even before Nijisanji. She initially had a roommate that she split the rent with, but in December this roommate left and she has been paying the rent alone ever since.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mwBboNR5Z4&t=15191
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt9TUQQsDFo&t=8141
-- Enna has disclosed some information about her tax filings. She pushed a significant portion of money into her retirement account to reduce her taxes. For one thing, this seems to suggest that she has money to spare.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGzNxjaKfIo&t=9650

As far as her analytics go, here is her playboard
>https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCR6qhsLpn62WVxCBK1dkLow/videos
In January and February she got a shitload of gifted memberships, but many of these were in Ars and Pesos. Since Ars was ended, her gifted-memberships have declined a lot.
she has :
>1.4k votes on a membership poll from 4 days ago
>2.1k votes on a membership poll from 1 month ago
>2.7k votes on a membership pol from 4 months ago
She also unlocked all the emote slots, which requires 5k members. But that was back in February when she got tons of gifted-spam. It could be lower today.

As for other income sources,
she did Valentines Voicepacks in February
>https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1629300147615313921
She is working on more voicepacks right now (this might refer to the voicepack opportunity Selen missed out on)
>https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1655056293235761153
She did Anime Impulse and sold out her tickets
>https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1600266504062148609
She's planning this convention in Birmingham
>https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1661295977482059777
As far as merch goes, she is a top seller. Obviously the Nijis don't get much from merch, but it's something to consider.


It has made me very angry the way she constantly povertybaits and pretends that she's desperate for donations, while being one of the top-viewed people in NijiEN. I want to know if she's lying or not.

>does a sexual voice for Luca, blows him a kiss
>spanks her ass for him after he asks about her butt

This doesn't affect her numbers at all. I guess unicorns were wrong.