/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>89073091
>Joins shady corpo
>said corpo ends up pulling a Zaion, completely slandering another perspective vtubr joining for no valid reason
>says she MIGHT not be joining to save face
>end up joining back corpo anyway months later, despite what they did.
Yeah I lost all expect for her. Once a nijinigger always a nijinigger.
Dont waste your time watching this whore, literally sold her morals just for a chance to get buddy-buddy with MiHoYo.

>>82745375
She could show Chat the memebands she's into at any given time while having the brb stream up that way there's no real "down" time and something to talk about in the interim and once she comes back.
There's no downsides to fishing for people that have an appreciation for things similar as the streamer.

>>82347736
Blacked fetishism and conservatives is like gays and drug abuse. It just happens together a lot and we have the numbers.

>>81856653
The title "watching fan-made content & memes" can easily be read as memes being independent from the 'fan-made' qualifier. You good, senpai.

>>80610714
You come to the realization that it's not love. It's hedonism. It has as much to do with romance as playing street fighter has with working out or getting high has with achieving a goal.

>>79556714
All she needs to do is take two days a week off to practice new songs then hold a karaoke that's up to her neurotic standards each last Saturday of the month. Give people a set time to look forward to her demonstrating a key skill she has been letting languish because of brain worms and provide days where she can switch gears without feeling like she isn't being productive.

>>76008969
>>76009088
Clearly what happened is that Pico said "Iori I'm having a collab with Michiru in 10 days can you come?" Cue Iori saying yes. Which then gave her 3 days to slowly bait Michiru with sashimi pictures and LMSH tribute videos after which she told Michiru "you're so cool senpai I really shouldn't be saying this without checking but I wanna have you along with the collab I'm having next week with Iori, I'm gonna do my best to make her say yes so please come, alright?"
That pooch is shrewd.

Have you ever felt a sneaking suspicion that your oshi's IQ might be a tad on the on the low side?

>your Oshi graduates and after a year and a half gets into a relationship with not (you)

BUT

>All kekposters, doxxnigs, numberfags and loopers get analy raped to death by various minorities

Do you press the button?

>>75152522
She wants to post cute owls

>Standees
I will not.

>>74466676
Jelly is for rough but consensual sex without romance (we're technically married but it was arranged and we're more like roommates who use each other's bodies to masturbate and otherwise don't really do couply things). We have this joke where one says "I love you" and the other says "bad taste" and then we exchange a brief hug and talk about something else.

Erina should do "POV: Doing maintenance on (you)r robot confidante" RP where she guides (you) through taking apart and testing her various parts and reassures (you) about how much she trusts (you). The street noises would only add to the immersion.

>>70500662
There's like a quarter of EN/IDs there are to JPs so having a JP an only EN/ID live is novel
While an EN having a JP at their live is more or less guaranteed, so it's not as special

>>69975269
Elira, there's only one way out of your situation.
Embrace your inner Hollywood slut, and get out of this by releasing a sex tape.
I don't care if it's with Selen, Zaion, Vox, or whoever, but you need to release it.
It will be the hatefuck to end all hatefucks, the kino to end all kino, the energy contained in such a release of pure energy will summon the eldritch god that will finally let us transcend our 3D Reality and enter a New 2D Age.

>>59112610
>hapas are more mentally ill than either parent race
>hapas are often slim weebs
>phase's brand is mental illness
Simple as.

>>47457061
Fat people should not be Vtubers

>>45063711
Considering how insular a person Gura supposedly is, how likely is it that she wants to quit due to all the work and attention but feels pressure to stay since she's practically the face of Hololive?

>>41583832
Mixed bag on this one. For people who are willing to learn new things, having a cumbersome and unwieldy UI isn't great. Furthermore, erotic chatbots are about as niché as one can get. I'm certain we're not pulling in the normie crowd (yet).

Luckily, the current colab UI isn't actually terrible, it just needs tooltips so people know how to format certain things but other than that it's pretty straightforward. Tavern and kobold offer some decent UI options as well for those willing to learn how to use them.

>>38898486
she's good for long jokes or jokes with a lot of setup but keeping hype/engagement to fill empty time is a different skill. Arguably she's been getting better at it but she also uses chat as a clutch a lot
Also commentating an event is it's own skillset whether doing analysis, color commentary, etc., but this is more entertainment than prestigious competition so there's not so much pressure in that department (plus if she has aethel to complement there's nothing to worry about regarding the first point).

SEX..
..WITH MIKO

>>31358612
I assume it's kinda how Bae did a (really high effort for a live performance) solidly in-character gfe stream or how Mio has done around 5 since debut.
So like.
Entirely unironic but explicitly marketed as a rare thing and RP.
Not the weird full time larp Rushia engaged in.

Bros can I get an honest opinion as to why HoloEn streams so little in comparison to others, as well as why their streaming times are fucked

NIGGER