/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>ywn lay your head on Bea's bloated, firm stomach
>ywn look into her yellowing eyes and tell her you love her
>ywn sniff her oddly sweet odor as you hug her
>ywn kiss her yellow-orangeish neck
>ywn squeeze her tight and feel her tremors in your arms
It's not fair bros

>Ran over a squirrel on my way to work this morning
>Immediately spilled my coffee on my pants after I got it
>Pressured into doing overtime by my boss
>Coughed while eating lunch, spewing food all over my monitor
>Opened a shaken can of soda and got my hands all sticky
>Caught my girlfriend cheating with the milk delivery guy yesterday
>Opened my bank account to see that it was overdrawn $650 by all my memberships
>Come home to find my window was broken by the neighbor kids and their nerf guns
>Kaichou graduates
Man, this day sucks. And to top it off, there are even people who didn't read the first letter of each line...