/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2985460
it's for EN and the MAINE COON

>>2165931
>cursednighthomo
>doodoo taste

>>576666
>6666
Mori, I thought we'd be doing a rewatch stream?

>>539688
Isn't this the prettiest thing you've ever seen in your entire life? It was—it was almost—it was a year ago. It was over a year ago; I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Minato Aqua and I proclaimed this right here the most important belt in Hololive. Right now, in my hands, as of this day, 6/18/05, this becomes the most important belt in the WORLD!

This belt in the hands of any other vtuber is just a belt—in my hands it becomes power; just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone. You put it in the hands of a dangerous man like myself and it becomes a pipe bomb. These words that I speak, spoken by anybody else but me, are simply words strung together in lucid form into sentences. When I say, I mean what I mean I say, and they become ANTHEMS.

You see, if I can be afforded the time to tell all of you here today a little bit of a story. It's a parable of sorts. There was once an old man walking home from work, and he's walking in the snow and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake and he brought it home, and he took care of it. And he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as that snake was well enough, it BIT that old man. And as that old man laid there dying, he asked the snake, "Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life." And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, "You stupid old man. I'm a snake."

The greatest thing The Demon ever did was make you people believe she didn't exist—and you're looking at her right now. I am the Demon Herself and all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it. You all believed in the same make-believe idolshit that the legendary Kizuna “God” Ai saw some year ago today. No, you see, you didn't know anything. You followed me, hook, line and sinker—all of you did and I'm not mad at you. I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me. Everything you see here belongs to me. And I did what I had to do to get my hands on this and now I am the greatest idol rapper walking the earth today.

This is my stage. This is my theater. You are my puppets and I pulled those marionette strings, and I used your emotions and I toyed with them, you see, because honestly, I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand—and I will not stop! I will not stop until I prove once and for all, that I am better than you, that I am better than Himemori Luna, that I am better than Akai Haato. I'm better than Minato Aqua. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here. You don't have to love it, but you better learn to accept it, because I'm taking this with me and there isn't a single person in that locker room that can stop me."

Wine party will be interesting tonight. I hope Mori throws caution to the wind and tells us that Milky et al are doing great and those who'll be in EN2 would need the exposure more.

>>501621
Legitimately better than the WWE pipebomb.

Meanwhile fellow Deadbeats, can you guess what kind of songs will be released this month and for the rest of the birthday album?

>>443840
>it's a Deadbeat everytime

>>409196
It's like with flips and Voltes V.

>>244560