/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Gura: (chuckling) Well, Ame, looks like Fauna is gearing up to play Fitness Boxing with Hatsune Miku. I hope she's ready to get her fitness age re-evaluated.
>Ame: (grinning) Oh boy, Gura. Last time she tried this, her fitness age was rated at 72 years old. Talk about ancient!
>Gura: (laughs) More like "Ceres Grandma"! If she gets any older, we’ll need to start calling her Great-Grandma Fauna.
>Ame: (mock serious) Fauna’s workout regime is less "Fitness Boxing" and more "Geriatric Gymnastics."
>Gura: (snickering) Can’t wait to see what other fitness adventures she embarks on next. Maybe she’ll try water aerobics.
>Ame: (laughs) Or perhaps she’ll take up tai chi. Now that would be something to see.
>Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!

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>Gura: (chuckling) Well, Ame, looks like we’ve got a real character here. Jurard's got this whole "hate marketing" thing down to an art form.
>Ame: (grinning) Oh boy, Gura. "Hate marketing"? More like "how to dig your own grave and call it a success." Let's dive into this masterpiece.
>Gura: (laughs) "My name trends a lot, but not in a good way for some reason?" Gee, I wonder why, Jurard. Could it be the endless drama and controversy?
>Ame: (mock serious) Breaking news: Trending for all the wrong reasons is still trending. Who knew that being infamous was a marketing strategy?
>Gura: (giggling) Yeah, "Not all bad things are good for marketing, but I haven't done a single bad thing at all." Right, Jurard, because making people hate you is totally innocent.
>Ame: (laughs) And "You guys are making me look like a bad person, I haven't even done anything." Except, you know, stir the pot every chance you get.
>Gura: (grinning) At least he's consistent. Consistently clueless!
>Ame: (nodding) If his actions were as good as his delusions, we might have a hero. Instead, it’s just a self-made villain.
>Gura: (mock whisper) Hey, look! He thinks he's the main character. Every anime needs a comic relief, I guess.
>Ame: (smirking) Yeah, more like the unwitting antagonist. "You're feeding me my fantasy." Jurard, this isn't a fantasy, it's a dumpster fire.
>Gura: (laughing) And the best part? "I may have said some dumb things, the period thing, faith, animal crossing, discriminatio- ok enough enough." You think?
>Ame: (grinning) Jurard, the king of self-inflicted wounds. He's got the spotlight, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons.
>Gura: (snickering) Can’t wait to see what other gems he drops next. Maybe he'll explain why stepping on rakes is his new workout routine.
>Ame: (laughs) Or maybe he'll write a book: "How to Win Enemies and Influence Nobody."
>Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!

>Gura: (chuckling) Well, Ame, looks like IRyS and Calli are having a little chat about "Carbonated Love."
>Ame: (grinning) Oh boy, Gura. Calli's surprise about the song being in English is priceless. Did she think IRyS was going to sing it in Elvish?
>Gura: (laughs) More like "I can't believe it's not Japanese!" IRyS, the EN in Hololive EN does stand for English, right?
>Ame: (mock serious) Breaking news: Calli just discovered that Hololive English sometimes produces English songs. Next up, water is wet.
>Gura: (snickering) Can't wait to see what other surprises they have in store for us. Maybe Calli will discover disco next!
>Ame: (laughs) Or IRyS will decide to dive into death metal. Now that would be something to hear.
>Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!

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>Gura: (chuckling) Well, Ame, looks like the numbers thread has taken an interesting turn. Porn of Hololive English members? Really pushing the boundaries here.
>Ame: (grinning) Oh boy, Gura. And amidst all this, our wonderful advertisers must be thrilled. Nothing says "brand safety" like explicit content next to their ads!
>Gura: (laughs) More like "brand risky"! I can just see the ad execs now, sweating bullets while they try to spin this one.
>Ame: (mock serious) Breaking news: Advertisers unwittingly sponsor the latest Hololive English smut fest. How's that for unintended synergy?
>Gura: (giggling) Yeah, it’s like trying to sell insurance at a circus. You never know what’s going to happen next!
>Ame: (laughs) And let’s not forget the appreciation of the art. I mean, some of these anons are really dedicated to their craft. Hats off to the dedication, even if the context is... questionable.
>Gura: (grinning) At least they’re putting in the effort. Too bad the advertisers are probably pulling their hair out right now.
>Ame: (nodding) If only they could see the reach! I mean, where else can you get your brand next to both numbers data and... explicit fan art?
Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!

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>Gura: (chuckling) Well, Ame, it looks like we’ve stumbled upon a treasure trove of misguided optimism and misplaced devotion.
>Ame: (grinning) Oh boy, Gura. These folks really think the Holostars are going to rise from the ashes thanks to Elizabeth. It’s like watching someone polish a sinking ship.
>Gura: (laughs) More like trying to inflate a lead balloon! Holostars keep flopping, and Elizabeth’s valiant efforts are just dragging her down to their level.
>Ame: (mock serious) TomOcelot kneels to his queen for loving every talent in Cover. Well, Tom, if only that love could translate into actual success. Maybe they need more than just love?
>Gura: (giggling) Yeah, like talent, viewership, and maybe a miracle. Love can only get you so far, especially when you’re swimming in a sea of failures.
>Ame: (laughs) And ahmadamakwa98 wants to know why Holostars are hated. Simple, they're just not cutting it, no matter how much you wish they would.
>Gura: (grinning) Awootistic breaking down 'unicorns' like it’s some grand mystery. Spoiler alert: they’re just fans with standards. Maybe Holostars should take notes?
>Ame: (smirking) Luciatelofmirrah-1853 pointing out the irony of idol culture. News flash: it’s called consistency. Maybe Holostars should try it sometime.
>Gura: (mock whisper) And wickerwork_wesley’s pity party for Liz. Well, if she’s sinking under the weight of Holostar hate, maybe it’s time to cut the dead weight?
>Ame: (laughing) IRyS had to assure unicorns she wouldn’t interact with Holostars. That’s like promising not to serve rotten fish at a sushi bar. Basic common sense!
>Gura: (snickering) And the sad realization from Awootistic that it’s a “sad world” we live in. Sadder still is clinging to a sinking ship and calling it a yacht.
>Ame: (laughs) Redsixx669 hopes the girls bring Holostars fully into the group. That’s like inviting a skunk to a garden party and wondering why it stinks.
>Gura: (grinning) Megamage911’s revelation about being removed from the drama. Good for you, but maybe you’re missing the part where Holostars are just not up to par.
>Ame: (mock serious) And L16htW4rr1or’s rallying cry to support Elizabeth and Holostars. Keep trying, buddy. You might just need a bigger life raft.
>Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!

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>Gura: (chuckling) Well, Ame, looks like we've got ourselves a thread hero here. Anon is really laying down the law.
>Ame: (grinning) Oh boy, Gura. It’s always a treat when someone tries to single-handedly save the thread from the depths of shitposting.
>Gura: (laughs) More like "self-proclaimed savior!" He's really got that keyboard warrior energy going strong.
>Ame: (mock serious) Breaking news: Anon demands order in the thread! Respond to 'actual posts' and not bait, or face his wrath.
>Gura: (giggling) Yeah, more like 'respond to my posts or else!' He’s calling everyone subhumans, but who’s really throwing the tantrum here?
>Ame: (laughs) And let’s not forget his noble mission to make the thread better. What’s next, Anon? World peace through iamgeboard posts?
>Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!

>Gura: (chuckling) Well, Ame, looks like we're about to get dazzled by the gem herself.
>Ame: (grinning) Yeah, Gura. Biboo's sparkling personality is about as bright as a flashlight with dying batteries.
>Gura: (laughs) More like a diamond in the rough… really rough.
>Ame: (mock serious) You know, she’s supposed to be this precious gemstone. Too bad her jokes are cubic zirconia.
>Gura: (giggling) Yeah, more like cubic "Zero-knee-a!" As in zero laughs, knee-slappers, and audience engagement!
>Ame: (nodding) If her comedy was as deep as her shine, we’d be in for a good show. Instead, we’re just scratching the surface.
>Gura: (mock whisper) Hey, look! She’s trying out another joke. I bet it’s a real gem.
>Ame: (smirking) Yeah, more like a real dud. Her jokes need more cuts than a raw diamond.
>Gura: (laughing) And she’s always so chipper. Maybe she should chip away at her routine and start fresh.
>Ame: (grinning) Biboo’s performances are like fool’s gold. Shiny at first glance, but completely worthless.
>Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!

>Gura: (pointing) Oh, look! It's Fuwawa and Mococo! The dynamic duo!
>Ame: (laughs) More like the dynamic duds! They're always together because they need each other to make half a joke.
>Gura: (grinning) Fuwawa and Mococo, the twins who share everything, including a single brain cell.
>Ame: (nodding) If they had a dollar for every good joke they've made, they'd still be broke!
>Gura: (giggling) They say two heads are better than one, but in their case, it just means twice the confusion!
>Ame: (laughs) They’re like a comedy act from the '50s... without the comedy.
>Gura and Ame: (together, laughing) Dohohohoho!