/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hypothetical:
>You wake up one morning to find that, in place of your penis, you now have a small clone of Amiya Aranha. She is identical to the original Ami in every way, except she is six inches long, fused by her feet to your body where your cock used to be, and insists that her name is, in fact, Amiya Anaconda.
What would you do in this situation?

You've been gnomed!