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Seiso Market Fund Update
>Potato Investments slips 4 spots from the top spot.
>Lemao + RoboCo now holds a commanding lead.
>buy towa moves into third and says everyone "fuck you, I bought towa".
>Benis is holding strong and hard.
>Machiroons investors are hoping for a Marine rally.
>Pierrots San Frontieres suffers from the Autotrader. CEO says that "the impact of this error on our financial results will be negligible."
>Koyolabo continues to climb and should be feared by the big boys.
>Pointy Ear Investments suffers from their main coins crashing.

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>>72644532
/nasfaqg/'s Seiso rep is here with today's Seiso Market Update.

Comet Dominance edition.

>Suichan is too strong, bro.
>Mooners enjoys an April Fools boost. SELL.
>Good to see Polka wake up.
>Peko-chan's Pekomama debut gives her a jump, will we see more??
>Lui is up. (thank god since I have so much).
>Kobo got away with it.
>Flare's dip keeps her over 70k, expect a jump from her BDay 3D Live.
>Ui - This has been the highest she's been in a long time. SELL.
>SELL EyeRyS.

BUY
>Marine - Just load up as much as possible. Even if she hits her 30s.
>Mel
>Calli - Birthday boost soon.
>Kanata - Birthday later this month. Buy and then sit on it.
>AZKi - I buy anyways, but you can look forward to her 1 million subs endurance.
>Pochi BUY and HODL.
>Zeta and Wami BUY but I only see Zeta as a coin that can moon.
>Rurudo under 100k as of this post. Got the wallet for it?

Mutual Funds
>Buy Marine heavy funds.
>Lemao + RoboCo holds the top.
>Konnui rises back to 2nd while others start falling back to their original spots.
>Koyolabo a sleeping giant?
>Pioneers hits over 300k net worth for the first time. (yeah, me.)
>There's a certain fund that has a lot of IRyS that I can sell today...

Anyways, did I miss something? I'm so tired so I wouldn't be surprised.
Stay humble, Stay Seiso, and make that fucking money!

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>>72814413
Where's the beer? Because the Seiso Market Update is here!
Comet Dominance edition.

>Suichan is too strong, bro.
>Mooners enjoys an April Fools boost. SELL.
>Good to see Polka wake up.
>Peko-chan's Pekomama debut gives her a jump, will we see more??
>Lui is up. (thank god since I have so much).
>Kobo got away with it.
>Flare's dip keeps her over 70k, expect a jump from her BDay 3D Live.
>Ui - This has been the highest she's been in a long time. SELL.
>SELL EyeRyS.

BUY
>Marine - Just load up as much as possible. Even if she hits her 30s.
>Mel
>Calli - Birthday boost soon.
>Kanata - Birthday later this month. Buy and then sit on it.
>AZKi - I buy anyways, but you can look forward to her 1 million subs endurance.
>Pochi BUY and HODL.
>Zeta and Wami BUY but I only see Zeta as a coin that can moon.
>Rurudo under 100k as of this post. Got the wallet for it?

Mutual Funds
>Buy Marine heavy funds.
>Lemao + RoboCo holds the top.
>Konnui rises back to 2nd while others start falling back to their original spots.
>Koyolabo a sleeping giant?
>Pioneers hits over 300k net worth for the first time. (yeah, me.)
>There's a certain fund that has a lot of IRyS that I can sell today...

Anyways, did I miss something? I'm so tired so I wouldn't be surprised.
Stay humble, Stay Seiso, and make that fucking money!