/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ger, it’s almost like Gura would rather be asleep than playing this crap for people she doesn’t care about.

>>1687604
>People want to watch Pekora play a capcom game than Kiara play another game of chess

Can’t say I blame them after the match with Amelia.

Well, just when we thought our little fence jumping illegal immigrant shark couldn’t get worse, we find out she’s got a foot fetish. What’s next, she reveals her “My Little Pony” collection?

Gawr Gur la denies having a foot fetish? Next you’ll be telling me that Homestar poster’s actually good.

>”I don’t have a foot fetish” - Gawr Gura

Pressing X to doubt.

Heard your little German sausage had an accident today, Cole. Do you have to wipe her up post-show or does she get her "employees" to do that?

Amelia’s taking a week off, eh? She’s been working pretty hard lately, she deserves a longer vacation, maybe something like a year. Let her really recharge those batteries, let her graduate.

Can we talk about how strong the bond between Gawr Gura and Amelia Watson is? Those two are so close it feels like no one or no thing could come between them!
GurAme love!

Imagine having someone with ability to turn chicken shit into chicken salad then doing everything in your power to piss then off to the point where they want to leave your company. I mean, how incompetent do you have to be to leave money on the table by telling them “Hey, you know that thing you do that gets us money and attention? Cut it out.”

...so when’s Haachama coming?

You gotta love how these Japanese girls are so dedicated to learning another language, especially one as difficult as English. I mean, the idea of cancelling or rescheduling a study stream? There love their fans too much to do something like that!

So how are Gura’s Japanese studies going?

I can’t wait for Gura’s Japanese learning stream today! Surely it won’t be cancelled because someone’s too lazy to do their jobs, or because immigration paid an unexpected visit to her house!

Gura’s French? No wonder she’s a fence jumper, switching to vegan cheese substitutes must be haram in France!

>>1511917
No, it’s not.

To think that this fence jumping fruit picker became the biggest talent in Hololive. Just goes to show that you can shit on a plate and the public will eat it up.

Nice to know Gura hates herself as much as the rest of us do.

Gura’s going to watch her debut, eh? Now she’ll feel the cringe we all felt watching her.

Awfully nice of that German Chicken Whote to use her talk show to promote an Indie.

“Half-Elf, not Dark Elf!” Yeah okay Flare, I would be ashamed too if I were half jungle monkey like you are. Too bad you didn’t get the musically talent half, just the ugly as fuck half.

Oh, I’m sorry, are you not enjoying these English studying streams? I understood how you feel, I wonder what it’s like, being inconvenienced by people trying to better themselves by learning something. Is it because it reminds you that you’re a lazy piece of shit who will never amount to anything in their life? No, it must be pandering.

So Haato’s finally going to quit Hololive, eh? It’s about time, maybe now she can join a company that actual cares about it’s talents, like Nijisanji or 774 Inc.

Hard to believe it’s been 6 months since they debuted! I’ll give them another 6 before they start dropping like flies.

If ask me, I’d say Bob is doing one hell of a job, it’s Ollie who’s incompetent!

Man, imagine loving this mediocre broad when you could go for a real woman, like Hoshikawa Sara. Now there’s a girl worth fightin’ for!

So, Ane’s going to be gone for a week? Damn shame.

Damn shame that she’ll be coming back.