/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

so what are the chances enna will put the kike murderer in the gas chamber

>>69644166
Nope. She still couldn't find her way out of a children's fast food playpen.

>>69296810
Ameli Watson has already played LA Noire, and loved it so much that she decided to base her entire persona (heh, see what I did there?) on Detective Roy Earle.

Oh, are we discussing facts about that fake detective, Amelia Watson? Well here’s a very important fact that everybody forgets about Cole:

-1spoiler]She didn’t suffer that much[/spoiler]

Watson, killed by a dog? I’m surprised she didn’t see that coming, Cole.

Well, you know what they say: Lie down with dogs and you’ll get fleas! Fitting for a parasite like her.

Amelia Watson finally got caught, eh? Thank god someone with some common sense brought the hammer down on that fraud!

Ame if she was a good detective

Huh. So the best detective in Hololive is a jail breaking bird… and meanwhile the actual detective gives more of a shot about Manticores than Murderers. I’d tell Watson to quit her day job but she probably sucks at that too.

Not even five minutes and I can already tell that this horny bird’s a better detective than Watson, Cole.

Better tits, too.

So, the Earth’s being invaded by insects and this is who they send to defend us, Cole? Some old broads, a couple of bitches and a girl who’s as dumb as a rock? Better start practicing your Mandarin because we are fucked, pal.

Typical broads, Cole. Staying back and chatting with each other while the men put in the real work! Maybe they should Pokemon Unite in the kitchen and make sandwiches.

>>55095740
Leave it to a woman like Amelia Chokeson to fuck it up at the last second.

Buncha women going into battle? If this was WWII, we’d all be speaking German right now!

>>47354743
>Ame can drive
That’s not special, all women can drive you crazy!

>>38327838
Not fucking likely, I’ve seen Hippos run faster!

See, this one s what happens when you let Canadians go unchecked. Now keep posting more pics of that Mori broad, she’s actually attractive when she’s not making jungle noises and trying to pass it off as music.

so I heard Bowson finally broke that Talking Vase.

I don’t know who this “A z” broad is, but she’s unironically the smartest gal in the whole company by showing us that women should be seen and not heard!

The only reason Bowson has yet to become “Elden Lord” or whatever, is that she’s not allowed to use her ultimate weapon: her car driving skills!

>>29404810
You shoulda seen her try to be a detective.

>>29398781
I like the way you think, friend. Ever consider joining the Vice Swuad?

>>7382983
This cat's got the right idea, that bread brunching blonde broad had it coming to her.
Anyways I have to get some drinks with the NZXT boys, selling prebuilts to bimbos is quite the tight business.

That Chicken whore did a collaboration with a random indie? Must’ve been a make-a-wish kid, who said Germans weren’t charitable? Must next she’ll get a free train ride to summer camp!

I gotta hand to Kiara, this upcoming collab was a stroke of genius. Collaborating with Nyanners is the Vtubing equivalent of hiring someone ugly to stand next to you, making you look more attractive by default!