/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>meet up with my parents from out of town for dinner
>talk sports regularly with my dad
>talk comes up about baseball cards
>casually toss out the Dodgers/Hololive collab (not by name) as a joke because I think a 70-year-old white guy would find it amusing and weird
>they obviously start asking follow-up questions, find myself having to slowly explain what this is and why the Dodgers would want to do a promo with them
>realize just how much of a mistake I've just made

>try to play it off by focusing on the Ohtani angle, they steer back around to wanting to understand what this company is
>realize that I can't even say "anime" because my parents have never heard the word before, have to explain they are "Japanese cartoon characters"
>mom makes me pull up the cards on Twitter, is confused by the "girl with the dolphin tail" before I, again, reiterate that these are "Japanese cartoons"
>then she sees the "bunny" and goes "oh, that makes sense," before getting confused again when she can't tell what animal Suisei is supposed to be

>desperate to end this conversation as soon as possible and get them to stop asking questions, make a different joke about the NBA also partnering with a different company
>now they have to see THAT one
>dad has complained before about the NBA pandering to China, try to use that as a safety valve to get out of this conversation
>has me pull up the Nijisanji promotional image
>this one makes more sense to both of my parents because the characters for China "are boys that look like girls"
>???
>they laugh at how weird Asia is
>somehow this wraps up the conversation

I haven't felt my soul leap out of my body like this since undergrad.

>>67415119
Jesus fucking christ. Regrets are setting in.

>>67076775
Pomu......

>>56443017
jesas

>>42960074
>He doesn't remember the 2021 Air Fryer Rebellion.

>>42924827

she is gonna talk with her irl friends wich gonna leak stuff and kronii gonna get rushia'd

this is all the shit kronii has pulled up reaching a tipping point... i dont think is only about the twitter stuff

RRAT freaky is ab

>>31596824
I recently bought a cosplay of my oshi and everytime I put it on it makes me so incredibly horny that I can't help myself but start masturbating. And so far it's made me cum buckets with no fail. Please send help....

>>31306617

>>29817439
AIEEEEEEEEE NIGGERMAN TASUKETE

>>27972484
>Gura tried to warn us Cover only cares about NUMBERS

>>24710128

>every night you go to sleep you die

>>20872646
>ISRAEL

>>20187743
It still hurts...

>>18833796
w-what?

>Gura is really happy lately because she used her nepotism slot to get someone into Holostars EN

>IRyS goes drinking with Mori
>soon after her throat starts having problems
>Mori LEAN arc
That fucking retardedwigger probably gave IRyS some retarded ass lean mix....

>>16936891
>>16936986
just fucking suspend her lmfao just stop Mori.