/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22181117
Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his NijiEN comfort even when Riku threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Tatsumania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Tatsumania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of Luxiem
>Only the 4th best member of Nijidrivers
>Only the 8th best member of NijiYugioh
>His backstage clique Seisoxiem was utterly BTFO by Vox Akuma and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Drunk Ike on us
>His sorcerer cosplay was cringeworthy
>His yugioh cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA NIJIWWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has Elira's name tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an autistic himbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Tatsumania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Enna Alouette of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dimes
>Buried Luca and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Ike Eveland (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Vox in late 2010 than a Petra vs Reimu feud, a Nina Kosaka title run, and a Yugo vs Sonny feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Oliver Evans & Mika Melatika in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Tatsumanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 4 out of 25 Tatsumanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Mysta Rias he drives around with the license plate "SRCRER" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Tatsumania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Tatsumania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw Kizuna Ai to come out of her locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting in the back and telling one of his no dimes buddies to job to someone who could draw a dime