/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21354613
>a good addition to the Selen tried to seduce you compilations
Finana could use some pointers. That attempt at WE ARE-posting is seared into my brain.

>>21341264
>WTF, Rosebuds, post about it damn it. I fucking missed 2 hours
I did, but then the thread lost its mind again so I just closed the thread and watched her.

>open Rosemi stream
>she died
>>21335497
Eh? They're not back yet?

>>21320341
>Yumustsay
Oh so she CAN come up with fun puns.
Sorry you got settled with... this, Yustfuckmyshitups...
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We're 2-3 hours away from the timeslot where Pink Woman Bad threads start getting posted. What do you expect?

>>21278336
>Pomudachi
>bemoaning his fat ass & thighs
Get some sprinting in and you'll be your oshi's type.

>>21255015
MILORD MY RAPIST WENT TO JAIL LETS GOOOO
This superchatter unironically needs rape correction

>>21246382
I did too except it was for telling my teacher to fuck off and then doing it again when I came back from being suspended as I just wanted to be removed from his class due to being relentlessly bullied while he did nothing.

My score is 92 btw and Shu is 95 so either Shu doesn't masturbate or he's never shoplifted.

>>21088888
Checked but wrong it just doesn't archive them and they're immediately deleted if they go past 12 hours.
Rosemi also got quite lucky with the vod when she ended it at 11:59 usually you have to end at 11:55 to avoid the last few minutes being cut out unless they changed it recently.

>>20996463
Military-Industrial complex Pomudachi...

>>20853831
Those Lady Gaga collectibles gotta sell themselves somehow.

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>>20806452
Finally someone with some brains and taste!
>>20806374
Always gotta encourage people not to go for the obvious and cheap solutions.
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>>20806511

Ahem.
If I may.
Picture the following.
>Alban squatting in front of a safe (feet flat on the floor of course, he's a nimble fella)
>split jacket hiking up
>tail wriggling excitedly as he works on the lock (he borrowed Yugo's headphones for this job because music helps him think)
>Fulgur creeps closer
>takes tail
>sticks out tongue
>spark can be seen arcing from the prongs to it
>short circuits it
>cue squealing and futile attempts to scramble away

>>20748113
>Will we ever get a real sistervtuber that does not pander to lonely weebs?
Well played.
That's Petra.

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>>20739151
I want Enna & Ike/Vox to call into Reimu's Jump King and casually go "when we finally meet are you going to make Fajitas for me?", causing the guy to just audibly /die/.

>>20710401
I may be pathetic and lonely but I have enough self-awareness to realize it's all just for fun, nobody actually fantasizes about thread-dating other anons r-right?

>>20619448
Our oshi's a big clown so we gotta do our best to emulate her.

>>20601106
>Bros I don't think I want to apply to NijiEN anymore. I just want to stream for fun and have some flexibility in schedule.
I mean this is kind of the wrong approach anyway. You'll need to stream (or record, RP, moderate, what have you) anyway or they'll not look at your stuff.
So go become a 2view and go from there. Slowly introduce structure and you'll see how things go.

>>20505999
I'll let you in on a secret anon
women in general aren't funny, people just laugh at their forced jokes because they're cute in how sincerely they think they're funny.
except rosemi, she's hilarious.

DRINKING AND COOKING
HOW IS EVERYONE?
WAITING WARMLY FOR THE FUNGUSMAN
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
LET'S PLUCKING GROOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

>>20448408
Nah guys are cool.
>>20448446
It's not like the YGO show stopped being a thing in 2012. It just got worse but that's beside the point.

>>20445978
I'm so freaking glad I used IRC literally the entire time until Discord came around. AIM & ICQ were shit. Skype was bad and quickly became worse. MSNM was okay but never good. IRChads stay winning.
Vent & Teamspeak were never good.

>>20403310
>Why are most Rosebuds so silly?
Our Oshi disappointed her tsurime-eyed drill-haired french ojou mom in order to become a full-time clown. Of course we're silly.

>>20393075
Koalas are so stupid they cannot understand that a leaf on the ground and a leaf on a tree are the same basic object. Hence why feeding them is such a pain. Their brains are literally smooth so you have to use clipped-off branches.

Ahem.
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https://exhentai.org/g/606602/4c842cbb4d/

Don't bite it, buds.