/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24629773
>sit down
>dick smacks the ceramic
>balls plunk the water
I hate that shit so much.

>>24316728
Goombus is kill... RIP cumbuds

>>23815941
I spent a good amount of time working on reps and making sure that I had proper grammar so I could start making fun Japanese threads..

>>23140695
Howdy!

This week sucks, first the cute girl I talked to at my job told me she's moving away and now Gura is taking a week off for the same reason. I just can't catch a break.

>>21934954
lol
lmao

>>21542510
Kill me...

I just had a dream with Gura and she isn't even my oshi, I don't even watch EN streams, it was so comforting that what woke me up was me almost crying.

Had some sort of country pop soundtrack in the whole dream where she and I just talked, while she embraces me from behind she somehow has a power that allow us to watch my lifetime memories like it was a movie.

>>20785657
I sometimes look through them to remember how things were all those years ago, or pull something up that comes up in conversations with oldfag friends

>>20654699
>71
Those poor fucking bastards

>>20287311
There's still the hell of lining up schedules across three continents, as well as any other factors

This stream really made me want to watch my oshi sing and dance on stage. Is there anywhere I can watch HoloFes live as a jobless poorfag?

>has worse to viewership ratio in vtubing history
How do we save Gura?

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Gura :: $7,773.76
>Kronii :: $6,839.01
>Botan :: $5,821.06

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 41)
>Hololive :: -$7,574.92
>Polka :: -$5,714.84
>Pekora :: -$3,768.73

Overall Average Adjustment is $256.54
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,224.88
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,263.83

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep an eye on your zhonkbot.

What do cowboys have to do with fashion?

>>18249093
Gura has tuberculosis

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 20)
>Laplus :: $10,294.89
>Fauna :: $4,781.63
>Kronii :: $3,977.28

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 42)
>Gura :: -$10,486.45
>Pekora :: -$9,336.79
>Rushia :: -$7,629.67

Overall Average Adjustment is -$650
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,965.53
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,895.49

GURA MY STOCK DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>GURA 4th PLACE
THAT MEANS IF SHE DIDNT GET BLUE SHELLED SHE WOULD HAVE MADE IT TOP 3
RNG HATE
MARIOKART HATE
SUISEX KNEEL, BUT ALSO HATE

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 11)
>Haato :: $5,022.69
>Kanata :: $4,440.65
>Koyori :: $2,037.18

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Gura :: -$10,815.03
>Hololive :: -$9,972.21
>Subaru :: -$9,045.17

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,511.41
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,404.85
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,152.98

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in 10 hours.
Good luck in the mahjong tournament.

I love Gura, but this setlist is terrible and her nervousness is making it hard for her to have fun. Oh well.

>>15324923
I absolutely type y'all when it sounds right. Posting
>>y'all
>Go back
makes it seem like a forbidden word. I'll pay more attention to see if there's actually a trend though.

>>15208181
At some point, we can't make excuses and have to just admit that she's a quality entertainer and competent youtuber.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>