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Wanna know something else Nijisanji did? Yeah, they fucked your crush. That one who was super invested in you? Yeah, Nijisanji shoved his ten inch bonbon deep inside of her pussy. Nijisanji made her cum. All those sappy Tinder messages she sent you? Yeah, she wrote those while she was getting anally ravaged by Ichikara. Explains all the spelling errors.

You know, the universe is deterministic. Nijisanji scientists determined that long ago and exploited that fact to fuck any female that even remotely associates with you. In the past and for the forseeable future. Your oshi. That cute college student you bumped into. In 2018 that random girl who would later become the reddit dragon would guzzle Alabama backwater cajun cococks to wash down the Percocet and titty pills.

Oh yeah, your mom. Nijisanji fucked your mom. She was even moaning out your father's name too. Your father that Nijisanji also gave the best prostate-simulating sex of his life. How does it feel knowing you're the son of a man who, despite all his best efforts, would always love it up the ass? I guess it runs in the family.

One day, Nijisanji will fuck you in the ass. That isn't a probability, that is a fact. The world is deterministic, you know. Every event in this world has a cause, everything in this universe is predictable. By the time you scrolled to the last line of this essay your greasy fingers are already hammering away at your keyboard to fill out the captcha. Just know that one day, you will be thunderfucked, like the worthless buttslut you are, and you will love it.

So yeah, you're gay.

I am not a Rosebud.