/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

things may seem dire right now, but the facts remain and aren't going to change any time soon and those facts tell us undeniably that gura is still a shark. that's the thing, it's not like she's a crab or something now. she's a shark, one that has a tail and eats salmon. gura isn't going to stop being a shark any time soon, in fact she's gonna be a shark for thousands of years, like she already has been. even if you were born 100 years ago, you'd still be alive for a hell of a lot of gura being a shark, right? that's the kind of thing that's really important. streams and all that come and go, but gura is a shark that is capable of swimming at depths far below what would kill humans due to atmospheric pressure. people have literally imploded to death trying to get to the depth that gura can get to naturally, but she also eats pizza and burgers and stuff. isn't that kind of a miracle of nature? gura will continue to be this kind of fish, the kind of fish that not only can dive super deep but also has a fat tail and gets gassy when she eats apples. she can wear clothing too, isn't that nuts? I've never seen a shark wear clothes before gura, but gura is a shark and still wears clothing. she even sang songs for her debut stream and they sounded great, so times may seem dark right now but the thing to remember is that gura is not going to stop being a shark. likely, not in my lifetime and not in yours, as even if she dies she'll just go from being an alive shark to a dead one. she isn't going to stop being a shark entirely unless her body decomposes completely, which would take a pretty long time to happen unless she were cremated or died underwater and the bottom feeders got to her. which actually could happen, but japan is a pretty safe country and she's in japan right now. she traveled there by plane, and planes don't really crash all that often unless there's some big guy (for you) onboard and they're intent on crashing the plane with no survivors as part of their master plan. also that kind of thing mainly happens in movies, not the world we live in that gura also lives and breathes air in. if you want proof, you can look up the stats, air travel is expensive but it's generally pretty safe. I think gura is relatively safe in regards to NOT being a shark anymore with all this in mind, she's probably going to continue to live and have gills and be able to dive deep and eat salmon and all those shark things she's able to do because she's a shark and she's alive right now and will be for a very long time.