/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WHAT in the HOLY name of SATAN (ROSEMI)!??! SHU YAMINO!! IT'S YOU! YOU HAVE RETURNED?!?! YOU are HERE to destroy my SPIRIT as you did my BODY the LAST TIME we met?!? HUH?! You are going to go after my HEART?! And YOU are going to use your BIG OLD CLAWS to PIERCE and PENETRATE my BODY, which I LOVE very MUCH?!?! If that's what I THINK it means, all I have to say is YIPPEEEE!!! Please, Shu-DONO, SPIT on me, but use your SORCERY to make sure my HEAD doesn't turn to stone!!! That way, I can WATCH you, in ALL of your GLORY, RAILING my ASS as hard as you can!!! ALL the WHILE I won't even MOVE a FINGER!!!! So WHAT I'm SAYING is, I want you, the SORCERER KING of both HELL and the SACK, to SUMMON ALL of your DEMON YAMINIONS to come HERE, and SEND your ARMIES into the BATTLE for EARTH and shortly after, send them INTO ME!!! WHHHHAAAA--?!?!? You REALLY mean that I will get to WITNESS ELDRITCH HORRORS RAVAGING my BELOVED BODY in ways that I can't even DREAM?!?! WOOO HOOO!! EHHHH??!? Even LAYING my EYES on such BEINGS will TURN ME INSANE?!?! So what you're getting at... is that these COSMIC BEASTS will DRIVE my little mind CRAZY with REALITY-WARPING ORGASMS?!?! And then, when they IMPREGNATE me, the BABY will contain the SEED of C'THULU and so will have the POWERS of a GOD?!?! And if I RAISE this ABOMINATION as my own, and HOPE that it SEES me as a FATHER, it will CHANGE and BREAK reality to make me, the parent for which it has unconditional love for, HAPPY?!? That means only one thing.... It will CREATE a NEW world in the place of the current one, consisting of STAR SPAWN, myself, and your VALORANT ADDICTION?!?! THEN, that would ALLOW me to WATCH my OSHI PLAYING Valorant with COUNTLESS BEINGS that my very EYES can't even COMPREHEND, all the while ALL of my other friends, along with the previous reality itself VANISH?!?!! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!! I SHOULDA CALLED YOU SOONER!!!