/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72754753
Take a loan.

I never have the chance to watch the FGO streams, but at least now I have something to watch shile she's away. That with her video will get me a double dose of past Ina, I'm so happy.
>>71080419
We're good with more people as long as they don't shitpost and just spread positivity.

June 25, 2022 — Today, [造] xylophone announces the successful launch and initial dividends of a new Exchange-Traded Fund, Tentacult ETF, focused on dividends return and net worth growth. This new fund is being built from a trader-first and industry-first approach, with its investors and advisors being comprised of some of the most innovative traders and takodachis.

Tentacult ETF is taking advantage of compelling global trends, a push towards innovative and unique wallet compositions, and the lack of a leading Tentacult fund Tako Instruments is an Ika, therefore Tako Eats doesn’t count, to launch this new platform. Additionally, Tentacult ETF is a ground-breaking and unparalleled partnership between Miyatsuko and all Takodachis. Both organizations have strong schizo roots with proven track records in the investment and development of wallets, technology, and threadposting. These two groups bring complimentary experiences and skill sets that enhance the platform and maximize upside potential of the fund. We are excited to be partnering with all Takodachis and other NASFAQ stakeholders in creating a new platform that will assist in the advancement of Takos’ financial positions in NASFAQ.

There exists a graveyard full of Mutual Funds from the last week that have failed because of a lack of understanding of their customers: casual players. As Tentacult ETF, we intend to back players who are not just richfags, but who are also poorfags, oshicoiners and wallet schizos. They have shaped the market and created the posts that are the backbone of /NASFAQG/. These players do not just speak the language, they deeply understand the market and its problems, and we are creating this fund in hopes to create a mutually beneficial relationship.

This fund isn’t just about Takodachis – NASFAQ is full of other groups whose schizo backgrounds compare to the Tentacult. To compete with soulless thinkpad investing, the sovlful must take a cooperative approach. Tentacult ETF will consist of active and like-minded investors who are interested in providing capital as well as guidance to help the fund and to develop and support a larger, less dead NASFAQ environment. Ultimately, Tentacult ETF will take advantage of investors’ strong market history, knowledge, partners, and innovation, to exponentially advance our interests in NASFAQ.

Tentacult ETF is confident we can develop this platform to serve as a catalyst in strengthening and broadening Takodachi and other interests in NASFAQ to ultimately plant the flag and become the global leader in the market. Over the next five years, Takodachi ETF will invest in a diversified portfolio of seed stage NASFAQ coins across the entire market.

We are certain that our innovative strategy and market analysis will allow for benefits for both investors and the overall market.

Media Contact: [造] xylophone - DMs are open

Tentacult ETF

>>24130798
>milk towa
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>>19966574
The spice must flow, brother.
To be fair, /nasfaqg/ has an in-built 'tripcode-like' identifying feature if really need be in the form of posting one's wallet. It's rarely actually needed though, only if someone wants to make a statement.

>>17580301
I'm here to take all of your money.