/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm going to fly to Japan, find where Aqua lives, sneak into her room while she's sleeping, and sniff and lick her toenail gunk that I carefully scrape out using my tongue!
I want to secretly put a dandruff harvester underneath Aqua's pillow and slowly collect her dead skin cells over months and months in an airtight vacuum-sealed bag, and once it's full enough, I want to pour it out into a massive pile on my desk and stick my entire head inside and deeply inhale like Scarface and his cocaine mountain.
I want to feed Aqua so much crab she gets a rash and then start rubbing my penis on her inflamed skin.
I want to collect Aqua's drool in little bottles while she sleeps and then when my collection is big enough I want to sample the different flavors from day to day to appreciate the differences in taste.
I want to shrink down to the size of an ant and crawl up Aqua's nose then dive into her blocked sinuses and start drinking up the mucus.
I want to sneakily replace Aqua's chair with my face during one of her minecraft streams (which she confirmed she does nopan) and struggle to prevent my neck from snapping under her weight for several hours as her sweat and vaginal discharge leak directly into my eyes, mouth and nose.
I want to hover over Aqua as she sleeps and take a deep breath in every time she exhales so our lungs can indirectly kiss.
I want to attach a funnel to the drain in Aqua's bathtub and use the water after she finishes bathing as soup stock.
I want to eat out Aqua's hairy unshaven pussy to orgasm multiple times and get her long black pubes stuck between the gaps in my teeth.
I want to run my tongue down the length of Aqua's back from her neck to her asscrack over and over until the tip is totally raw.
I want to suction-cup seal my mouth to Aqua's puckered asshole and vacuum the contents out of her colon.
I want to secretly stimulate Aqua's nipples every night while she's sleeping until she starts to lactate and then drink her stinky Red Bull milk.
I want to slowly coat all of Aqua's furniture and equipment in a thin layer of my cum day after day until eventually any time she interacts with anything in her apartment she's touching a part of me.
I want to have a tea party with Aqua then lock myself in her bathroom for hours so that she really has to pee but can't and is too introverted to ask her neighbors to use theirs so she ends up peeing all over the floor.
I want to bust a massive load into Aqua's hair and then rub it in really deeply using my knuckle to be extra annoying so that she has to spend hours trying to wash it out in the shower.
I want to rip a beastly fart in Aqua's bed then shove her face under the covers.
I want to take all of Aqua's clothes and strew them all over the beach so they get covered with sand and become really itchy and irritating to wear and even if she washes them she won't be able to get all of the sand out.
I want to call Aqua a monkey and start aping monkey gestures at her as she gets increasingly upset then as I work myself into an animalistic frenzy start shitting and pissing everywhere and lobbing clods of my own feces at her.
I want to unknowingly get into a heated online argument on some anonymous anime forum with Aqua about how shit of a character Kirito is and start calling her a retarded faggot with shit taste who only enjoys self-insert wish-fulfillment garbage like SAO because they're a permavirgin loser who has no idea how normal human beings interact IRL.
I want to astrally project my cock and balls into Aqua's face in the middle of one of her APEX streams causing her to freak out and get killed by the enemy, inciting her toxic teammates to start a wave of anti harassment against her and ruin her enjoyment of APEX for months to come.
I want to make a pilgrimage through Africa to honor Aqua's ancestors and then contract malaria and die because I don't have the sickle cell trait like her.
I want to start leaving bags of chopped onions all throughout Aqua's house and slowly drive her insane.
I want to marry Kumiko so that I become Aqua's legal guardian/wrangler to clean up her drool puddles and make sure she wipes and washes her hands after using the bathroom and bathes at least once a week.

I'm going to fly to Japan, find where Aqua lives, sneak into her room while she's sleeping, and sniff and lick her toenail gunk that I carefully scrape out using my tongue!
I want to secretly put a dandruff harvester underneath Aqua's pillow and slowly collect her dead skin cells over months and months in an airtight vacuum-sealed bag, and once it's full enough, I want to pour it out into a massive pile on my desk and stick my entire head inside and deeply inhale like Scarface and his cocaine mountain.
I want to feed Aqua so much crab she gets a rash and then start rubbing my penis on her inflamed skin.
I want to collect Aqua's drool in little bottles while she sleeps and then when my collection is big enough I want to sample the different flavors from day to day to appreciate the differences in taste.
I want to shrink down to the size of an ant and crawl up Aqua's nose then dive into her blocked sinuses and start drinking up the mucus.
I want to sneakily replace Aqua's chair with my face during one of her minecraft streams (which she confirmed she does nopan) and struggle to prevent my neck from snapping under her weight for several hours as her sweat and vaginal discharge leak directly into my eyes, mouth and nose.
I want to hover over Aqua as she sleeps and take a deep breath in every time she exhales so our lungs can indirectly kiss.
I want to attach a funnel to the drain in Aqua's bathtub and use the water after she finishes bathing as soup stock.
I want to eat out Aqua's hairy unshaven pussy to orgasm multiple times and get her long black pubes stuck between the gaps in my teeth.
I want to run my tongue down the length of Aqua's back from her neck to her asscrack over and over until the tip is totally raw.
I want to suction-cup seal my mouth to Aqua's puckered asshole and vacuum the contents out of her colon.
I want to secretly stimulate Aqua's nipples every night while she's sleeping until she starts to lactate and then drink her stinky Red Bull milk.
I want to slowly coat all of Aqua's furniture and equipment in a thin layer of my cum day after day until eventually any time she interacts with anything in her apartment she's touching a part of me.
I want to have a tea party with Aqua then lock myself in her bathroom for hours so that she really has to pee but can't and is too introverted to ask her neighbors to use theirs so she ends up peeing all over the floor.
I want to bust a massive load into Aqua's hair and then rub it in really deeply using my knuckle to be extra annoying so that she has to spend hours trying to wash it out in the shower.
I want to rip a beastly fart in Aqua's bed then shove her face under the covers.
I want to take all of Aqua's clothes and strew them all over the beach so they get covered with sand and become really itchy and irritating to wear and even if she washes them she won't be able to get all of the sand out.
I want to call Aqua a monkey and start aping monkey gestures at her as she gets increasingly upset then as I work myself into an animalistic frenzy start shitting and pissing everywhere and lobbing clods of my own feces at her.
I want to unknowingly get into a heated online argument on some anonymous anime forum with Aqua about how shit of a character Kirito is and start calling her a retarded faggot with shit taste who only enjoys self-insert wish-fulfillment garbage like SAO because they're a permavirgin loser who has no idea how normal human beings interact IRL.
I want to astrally project my cock and balls into Aqua's face in the middle of one of her APEX streams causing her to freak out and get killed by the enemy, inciting her toxic teammates to start a wave of anti harassment against her and ruin her enjoyment of APEX for months to come.
I want to make a pilgrimage through Africa to honor Aqua's ancestors and then contract malaria and die because I don't have the sickle cell trait like her.
I want to start leaving bags of chopped onions all throughout Aqua's house and slowly drive her insane.
I want to marry Kumiko so that I become Aqua's legal guardian/wrangler to clean up her drool puddles and make sure she wipes and washes her hands after using the bathroom and bathes at least once a week.

I'm going to fly to Japan, find where Aqua lives, sneak into her room while she's sleeping, and sniff and lick her toenail gunk that I carefully scrape out using my tongue!
I want to secretly put a dandruff harvester underneath Aqua's pillow and slowly collect her dead skin cells over months and months in an airtight vacuum-sealed bag, and once it's full enough, I want to pour it out into a massive pile on my desk and stick my entire head inside and deeply inhale like Scarface and his cocaine mountain.
I want to feed Aqua so much crab she gets a rash and then start rubbing my penis on her inflamed skin.
I want to collect Aqua's drool in little bottles while she sleeps and then when my collection is big enough I want to sample the different flavors from day to day to appreciate the differences in taste.
I want to shrink down to the size of an ant and crawl up Aqua's nose then dive into her blocked sinuses and start drinking up the mucus.
I want to sneakily replace Aqua's chair with my face during one of her minecraft streams (which she confirmed she does nopan) and struggle to prevent my neck from snapping under her weight for several hours as her sweat and vaginal discharge leak directly into my eyes, mouth and nose.
I want to hover over Aqua as she sleeps and take a deep breath in every time she exhales so our lungs can indirectly kiss.
I want to attach a funnel to the drain in Aqua's bathtub and use the water after she finishes bathing as soup stock.
I want to eat out Aqua's hairy unshaven pussy to orgasm multiple times and get her long black pubes stuck between the gaps in my teeth.
I want to run my tongue down the length of Aqua's back from her neck to her asscrack over and over until the tip is totally raw.
I want to suction-cup seal my mouth to Aqua's puckered asshole and vacuum the contents out of her colon.
I want to secretly stimulate Aqua's nipples every night while she's sleeping until she starts to lactate and then drink her stinky Red Bull milk.
I want to slowly coat all of Aqua's furniture and equipment in a thin layer of my cum day after day until eventually any time she interacts with anything in her apartment she's touching a part of me.
I want to have a tea party with Aqua then lock myself in her bathroom for hours so that she really has to pee but can't and is too introverted to ask her neighbors to use theirs so she ends up peeing all over the floor.
I want to bust a massive load into Aqua's hair and then rub it in really deeply using my knuckle to be extra annoying so that she has to spend hours trying to wash it out in the shower.
I want to rip a beastly fart in Aqua's bed then shove her face under the covers.
I want to take all of Aqua's clothes and strew them all over the beach so they get covered with sand and become really itchy and irritating to wear and even if she washes them she won't be able to get all of the sand out.
I want to call Aqua a monkey and start aping monkey gestures at her as she gets increasingly upset then as I work myself into an animalistic frenzy start shitting and pissing everywhere and lobbing clods of my own feces at her.
I want to unknowingly get into a heated online argument on some anonymous anime forum with Aqua about how shit of a character Kirito is and start calling her a retarded faggot with shit taste who only enjoys self-insert wish-fulfillment garbage like SAO because they're a permavirgin loser who has no idea how normal human beings interact IRL.
I want to astrally project my cock and balls into Aqua's face in the middle of one of her APEX streams causing her to freak out and get killed by the enemy, inciting her toxic teammates to start a wave of anti harassment against her and ruin her enjoyment of APEX for months to come.
I want to make a pilgrimage through Africa to honor Aqua's ancestors and then contract malaria and die because I don't have the sickle cell trait like her.
I want to start leaving bags of chopped onions all throughout Aqua's house and slowly drive her insane.
I want to marry Kumiko so that I become Aqua's legal guardian/wrangler to clean up her drool puddles and make sure she wipes and washes her hands after using the bathroom and bathes at least once a week.